Another Samus painting comm for a twt user
Always a joy to draw her :)
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Samus constantly tugging at the fusioned suit like a reptile having a very annoying shedding season
many wouldn’t think to use metroid and kid icarus’s linked origins as an excuse to make samus x palutena but that’s where my mind differs from the rest
I hate that they keep making samus sexy. Like i know its kind of her brand back to like the 1980s bikini ending from the original metroid but miss girl has like 3 different kinds of dna and shes like huge. One of the types of dna is from ancient bird people and the other is jellyfish parasites. So like yes she could be sexy but it should be in a monster way. Monster bikini lady that we are robbed of every day. This has been a public service announcement.
oh hey I got commissioned to draw something like that a while ago
spinningbuster98 asked:
Try to imagine the sheer awkwardness of a race of bird people, who probably don't know much about human anatomy and biology, not to mention society, trying to raise a human girl XD
beevean answered:
“Oh, poor chick! She only grows feathers on her head! She must be sickly and weak! Quickly, give me more worms to feed her!”
“So you see, young Samus, when you’re looking for a partner, choose the best dancer. You can’t go wrong with an excellent dancer”
“What do you mean, you don’t find this flower gorgeous? Your eyesight must be quite lacking if you can’t even see ultraviolet colors!”
(They do their best though!)
“Look at the poor thing, not only can’t she fly, she can barely jump to half her height. We should build her an exoskeleton so she can go to the market without someone carrying her all the way up.”
Golden Deer and who they main in Super Smash Bros Ultimate
Claude: Little Mac (mostly undefeated, in a heated rivalry with a Daisy main he 3 stocked in the semifinals at EVO in 1181)
Hilda: Samus (always complains that someone picked Zero Suit Samus before she could)
Lorenz: Sonic (side-b -> falls off the edge)
Raphael: Duck Hunt (cried during the announcement trailer)
Ignatz: Inkling (ha ha get it? bc its like paint and he's an artist? sorry, sorry, I'll leave)
Leonie: Ryu (*talking out loud* "quarter circle back, f-a, f-a, down-a, half circle down, a, double right, f-a, f-a, x, nair, SHORYUKEN-" *typing* "lol ez KO")
Lysithea: Greninja (spams dash-attack then performs the most bizarre and terrifying combo you've ever seen. says shes bored and goes to bed)
Marianne: Ridley (spams side-b and up-throw, but never as a combo)
Explaining some terminology in the notes ok. Blue Lions / Black Eagles / Church of Seiros / Ashen Wolves
The Samus vs Ridley symbolism has me assuming that Hilda has an intense gamer rivalry with Marianne after an, um, incident
Metroid: Dread is so ‘classic’, it feels like an anachronism. It feels like a remaster of the 2006 game it was supposed to be. (For me, that’s *exactly* what I wanted, even if I didn’t know it when I bought it.)
I’ve only just finished my very first any% (9 hours, *wince*) and wow this whole experience made my tiny fangirl heart explode in a shower of little purple orbs.
(Spoiler level below: very light. ✔ no story spoilers, ⚠ some game structure discussion à la “Metroid Fusion was very linear!”, ⚠ some series-generic mechanics discussion like “does bomb jumping work?”)
