it's good for your mental health to have mutuals who are wildly horny about kinks which do nothing at all for you
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this is both as in. sometimes you will realise that actually these kinks do do something for you and that can be very eye-opening and liberating
and also as in. sometimes you will hear someone decry these kinks as indicative of moral failing, and being friends with people like this makes you immune to that sort of knee-jerk outrage
I think if you want to call something a "———— heritage post" then it needs to be from like, a bygone era of [tumblr]. it can't be a heritage post if it's from a year ago
ALT@freshgarlicbread thank you for asking 👍
i think the eras of [tumblr] are fairly vague but can pretty much be defined as:
- 2007–2010 [tumblr]; a mostly unused site. boring.
- 2010–2014 [tumblr]; fourth biggest social media platform in the world. fandom vs hipster. denny’s. mostly high school/college aged users. most like modern tiktok.
- 2014–2018 [tumblr]; yahoo acquisition and dashcon killed new user intake. everything became cringe, the vibe changed drastically. most like modern twitter.
- 2018–2022 [tumblr]; porn ban happened. roughly half the userbase vanished overnight. suddenly a much more insular community of late-20 somethings. most like modern… google plus?
- 2022–2026 [tumblr]; present day. wordpress started making rapid changes, the porn ban was relaxed, twitter migration started to some extent. life is happy.
- 2026–2030 [tumblr]; posts removed in favour of tumblr live, no real moderation (outlawing of machine learning), site becomes almost all pornography and shock videos. most like modern 4chan.
- 2030– [tumblr]; final act of president jess biden is to take the site offline after the string of assassinations it caused. users migrate to tin can on a string dot gov. most like an episode of seinfeld
If you genuinely believe that the fall of the American empire is impossible, then remember that a hundred years ago the British empire ruled over a quarter of the world's population and now controls less than one percent. Even if the "United States of America" as a nation doesn't go away, the collapse of an empire is entirely possible.
it could happen again 👇
do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be
edit: clarification
this is a poem to me
straight friend groups: the chad, the brunette, the funny one, the blonde girl, chuck norris
gay friend groups: gandalf the grey, gandalf the white, monty python and the holy grail’s black knight, benito mussolini, the blue meanie, cowboy curtis, jambi the genie, robocop, the terminator, captain kirk, darth vader, lo pan, superman, every single power ranger, bill s preston, theodore logan, spock, the rock, doc ock, hulk hogan
so many more friends
greg universe is a bard.
- plays good music
- fucked his way into a problem
- attempts to fuck his way back out of it