dirk offering the friendship bunny as a ‘lmk if you need any workers’ kind of deal but then hal + seb helping out jane in a pretty damn system-y way when he entered his land. haljane is an inevitability of dirkjane, they’ve literally both got brain ghost red guys :) did uhtt take some insp from hal when forming? probably!
i just think the dynamic between an extremely neglected nepobaby and a groomed elite that goes “dont talk to me before i scoop the soul out of my body” is super fuckin interesting. they’re swapping out parts of themselves like mr potato head to make two people that can survive under capitalism.
dirk trying to explain that him and jane are both pieces of shit so it shouldn’t make any difference who’s house she’s staying in (PLEAAAASR COME BACK) and hal goes ehhh i dunno over the phone borrowing jane’s bath + cucumbers over her eyes
Dirk: Actually, the ancient Greeks got the part about Icarus’s wings melting wrong. Due to the thinning of the air, it actually gets colder at high elevations, but the Greeks wouldn’t have had any way of knowing that.
Hal: He flew next to the sun you dumb ass hipster fuck. The sun’s hot, idiot.
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