I hope something cool dope or legendary happens to me soon
*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk
*sees whatever the fandom is doing* there's a really good story happening on the actual show if you want to watch that instead
thank you so much adblockers. thank you. I love you. thank you so much
u are allowed to dress like a weird old grandma even if its not ironic even if its not waifishly oversized
u don’t have to keep a mid gift for an appropriate amount of time you can unwrap it and put it straight in the donation bin
u dont need to listen patiently when someone asks you awwww whyyyy you hate that media/thing/person you hate and tries to make u watch it again. you dont ever have to watch anything. anything at all
u dont need to be “understanding” before someone apologizes. especially if they dont apologize. and even if they do
also you are allowed to fill up on appetizers
the cursed amulet stays ON during sex
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