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u are allowed to dress like a weird old grandma even if its not ironic even if its not waifishly oversized
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u don’t have to keep a mid gift for an appropriate amount of time you can unwrap it and put it straight in the donation bin
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u dont need to listen patiently when someone asks you awwww whyyyy you hate that media/thing/person you hate and tries to make u watch it again. you dont ever have to watch anything. anything at all
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u dont need to be “understanding” before someone apologizes. especially if they dont apologize. and even if they do
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also you are allowed to fill up on appetizers











