(To the tune of Personal Jesus)
Your own. Personal. Pizza.
Baked at 500 degrees
Covered in cheese
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the one feature tumblr is really missing is a “nod sagely” button that you can press on any reblog that won’t apply to the original post
at this point we should just babygirlify the joker
the first tag. the very first tag. tumblr you never fail to disappoint
Predates original post by 2 years approximately
A woman ^
"hahaha a woman is a plane" but you get the point, right? you get the point of the original post? that trans women of color and poor trans women don't survive?
the quiche share button was introduced to strike fear into the hearts of bloggers everywhere
this thing?
i meant to type the quick share button but i dont want to share my quiche either so i stand by my original post
i know what you meant silly
you sure you want all that quiche to yourself?
As a trans masc who discovered they had CERVICAL CANCER upon my first adult check up at 22, please yall, get checked out even though it’s hard. You deserve care.
Reblogging with @endeus ‘s tags for context for the original post because this part is SO important
Gardasil has been approved for adults under 45 now.
Get your shots.
I checked the date on the original post and it's December 11, 2021. That was the day after I came home from college, immediately after the semester where I had a breakdown that collapsed my health into chaos and dissolved my identity and goals.
This post is me at rock bottom, and that makes it so much funnier
‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.
62 8
Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose
no it’s worse. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.
‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.
62 8
Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose
no it’s worse. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.
If one more person gives me unsolicited advice about what to do about the tree trunk in my yard that I very clearly stated my plans for in the original post and in no way asked for advice on, I am going to mcfucking lose it.
You should take the tree down to the local foodbank. Maybe they could use it.
Good point, if I decide I want it later I can get a replacement tree from my local thrift shop.
found goat milk and wheat ale at the store. theres no way im NOT making a white gilgamesh tonite
ok here we go. recipe/original post here:
i sent this post to my friend who is known for making Concoctions. thinking she'd just find it funny. i underestimated her hubris
so for anyone curious about the white gilgamesh experience. i hope this satiates that sick desire in your hearts
TWO THIRDS BEER AND ONE THIRD MILK
FROM A GOAT OR OF ITS ILK
SURPRISINGLY IT'S REALLY GOOD
WHITE GILGAMESH, MISUNDERSTOOD