reblog to bap prev with your paw
Official ominous sign
the kinda shit Nancy Drew side characters expect Nancy to fix in exchange for like a paperclip
Whose warranty? The unit's, or yours?
mechabat but sonar loses all game when talking to robert
i post like once every three years here...
I've come to preach mechabat (i also want them for myself though 😛)
I have just been informed there are scooby doo fans who make the titular scoob shaggy's service animal & this is fun and cute but my immediate thought was medical alert dog scooby doo going RUH ROH ! And it's kind of frying me
RAGGY YOUR ROOD RESSURE
I'm picturing Scooby in a t-shirt that says "Service Animal Do Not Pet" and he's frantically miming Shaggy's condition to passersby and intermittently waving Scooby-snacks under Shaggy's nose like smelling salts
Guy who hates his zombie survival group so he bites himself to get exiled on purpose but they don't love him that much so he just gets shot
if you pitched goncharov vs the dangerous crow boy (who destroys plastic) alongside one another to an outside person and asked them to choose which one was a tumblr fever dream and which one was a real thing published in the real world. i do not think they would choose correctly
ladies y'all have GOT to travel alone
Traveling alone is fucking awesome. I'm wondering alone in downtown areas doing whatever the fuck I want, eating whatever the fuck I want, stumbling upon the coolest shit in the world and there's literally no negative consequences. I'm dressed hot even. Your parents want you to be afraid but there is a LIFE out here
I found a museum and went inside and wondered around. I took my picture in front of kitchy tourist shit. I saw a 70 year old pianist lovingly lecture a 9 year old pianist about the meaning of music and turn to the dad and say "he's got great presence, and he's got talent, I can see that" and this kid BEAMED. I wouldn't have gotten any of that if I listened to my parents' advice and sat my ass at home -- and anyway they're fucking hypocrites because they did the same shit high on cocaine and spending the odd night in a jail. I'm actually begging you all: LIVE. BE FREE.
You have nothing to lose but your chains.
The dangers are overhyped and you haven't even heard the benefits
