if you pitched goncharov vs the dangerous crow boy (who destroys plastic) alongside one another to an outside person and asked them to choose which one was a tumblr fever dream and which one was a real thing published in the real world. i do not think they would choose correctly
Idk what the problem is. Plastic is literally forbidden in the world of the dangerous crow boy. It's not that hard to understand.
me: *chuckling at some of the absurd premises and heteronormative weirdness endemic in a lot of trendy romantasy series*
someone: these aren't real books this is not real literature this is horrendous brain rot and the downfall of society
me: I'm gonna die fighting for dangerous crow boy and his plastic-wearing bogan
oh to be a dangerous crow boy whose job is to destroy plastic
I thought this was just you saying shit and then I scrolled down two posts WHAT THE FUCK????????
other than the weird forced relationship with any random human woman who happens to stumble into my fey realm of wonder it sounds like a great gig
My brain wouldn't shut up until I made this.
Technically Goncharov is a Christmas movie
Listen. I know y'all are excited about Goncharov on Poob, but they timed it to distract from the fact that congress just voted to authorize Poob to use lethal force to combat piracy and password sharing
Not to start discourse but I will be forever mad that every time I go into the Goncharov tag I see people complaining that they watched the movie expecting a soft queer romcom about pure cinnamon rolls and instead they got a complex and violent film about deeply flawed people where everyone dies.
By all means, engage in fandom however you choose. But don’t blame the source material for not being consistent with some random fanon on tumblr. Kinda wild to get mad that the movie about violent, morally dark grey criminals has violence, crime and moral greyness in it. You know? Also, imho given the time this movie was made, the queer coding was daring; this is NOT an example of queerbaiting.
Official ominous sign
the kinda shit Nancy Drew side characters expect Nancy to fix in exchange for like a paperclip
Whose warranty? The unit's, or yours?
the floating head of wisdom
Please don't fall victim to internet misinformation. There is no floating head. It's a regular horse, it's neck is just hidden due to the position of the camera. I made an image to help you understand the what's actually going on.
Thank you for the clarification
