themuffinatorthreetrillion is now catboywillferal
and i changed my icon to stuart little :)
It’s extremely important that you listen to this with the sound on
caption by @/ashleytheebarroness on tiktok: People reach for the Gestapo comparison because it sounds extreme and foreign. It lets white Americans pretend this kind of policing came from somewhere else. But ICE looks closer to slave patrols because that's our history. Local enforcement. Racialized suspicion. Vague authority. Taking people first, justifying it later. Gestapo is a warning. Slave patrols are a mirror.
You know I hadn’t made this exact connection at first but something in my gut told me that people comparing ice to the gestapo didn’t quite feel right. This comparison does fit a lot better.
music teachers: i’m going to simplify the terminology for these teenagers so they’re not intimidated by a swarm of italian and french
dance teachers: if these 7 year olds don’t know it’s called a pas de bourrée pas de chat fouetté plié en deuxième coq au vin what’s the point
dance: our naming convention seeks to maintain and honour tradition and live the ancient beauty. perhaps if we speak the same language as balanchine we can achieve his greatness
music: it called oompah cause it go oom and then it go pah
one of my small haterisms is when a couple gets engaged or married and they’re like “i guess we’re stuck with each other 🤪” because no you’re not… nobody is forcing you to do this. you chose this. god forbid that the person i marry says they’re stuck with me like i’m a chore.
I was thinking about how irritating I find it to see all these people who talk and look exactly the same all the time like the labubu dubai chocolate girl dinner industrial complex etc but honestly it’s just true that the average person does not really want to think for themselves on any level and every generation has people who are legitimately charmed by consumerist trends or who just stick to them because they can’t come up with anything on their own and this one just stands out more because social media is the consumerist trend machine that rewards you for consuming trends in real time and all of this is also why people will treat you like an alien from outer space or a living prophet omniscient being if you have even remotely unique taste of your own. All this being said yes I am better than these people though
mr beast partnering with the lds church to help bring in younger people so they can marry off said younger people was not in my 2026 bingo













