debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker "My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic"

This post has found its target market

Today's Seal Is: The Fujoshi

Bonus prompt “Birthday” for @sobabrosweek 🍜

It’s their birthday week and my birthday today so let’s all have some cake! 🍰

sexualize his stab wound sunday

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

Hello Tumblr! FANTASTIC NEWS: our neighbors who have been hard at work all fall setting up a new fiber mill are finally ready to start taking orders at the end of the month! That means the shop will be stocking some new products soon, including roving and yarn (which I know a lot of you have been eagerly waiting for). Spring is also just around the corner, and we have several other new products planned for when our bees wake up and start doing their thing, plus two new soap fragrances: Fairy Garden and Moonlit View. So! I need to clear out the last of the fall and winter seasonal stock and quick!

Which means Seasonal soap fragrances are currently 30% off now through the end of February (while supplies last!)

when you really think about it, your spouse is your "found family", which means your relationship is incest coded

the floating head of wisdom

Please don't fall victim to internet misinformation. There is no floating head. It's a regular horse, it's neck is just hidden due to the position of the camera. I made an image to help you understand the what's actually going on.

Thank you for the clarification

fuck it we ball (malnourished, heavy eve bags, dehydrated, and on the verge of insanity)

for sale ^_^

INKTOBER day 8: reckless

Thai Lee <3

my dad thinks the concept of shipping is hilarious. my parents are cool, they know about my online presence, it's fine. dad doesn't scroll my blog or anything, though--he's usually too busy watching dubiously homoerotic pro wrestling clips or playing valheim--so his idea of shipping culture is bizarre

damn near every time I mention im working on a fic or piece of fanart, he gasps in hopeful anticipation and asks "tamatoa and heihei?!" and he always acts bitterly disappointed

no, dad. i'm not writing or drawing anything where a 50 foot crab and a literal chicken have any kind of relationship at all. you've been asking me to make this ship happen for almost nine years now and the answer has always been no. it's a running gag, of course, but--why would you even think of that?! what kind of shit do you think happens on ao3?!

I have decided to make my dad's vision a reality

behold

happy holidays. My dad is threatening to print this on a shirt

Op did he like it or did he love it

he says he's gonna wear it to work

Red-spotted Slipper Lobster (Parribacus holthuisi), family Scyllaridae, found in the South Pacific

photos: TahitiCrabs (2) & Vetea Liao