can you lie on your character sheet if it’s funny
yes hello this is my character his name is…. Farmer Peasant…. his background is he is…. a peasant…. he HATES the tyrannical boy king, the concept of nephews, and sleeping on the ground. He was forced to flee his… village… after a failed attempt to lead a… people’s uprising against the wicked king. Now he travels with his faithful… farmhand… seeking some sort of magical relic that might allow him to restore… justice… once and for all… very painful justice…
his skills include
- a full set of strong beautiful teeth
- identifying fine perfumes
- alternating between sloshing wine in a goblet and taking a bite out of a pheasant leg
- farm stuff but it’s too complicated to explain
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