grunge80sblog:

cheaphalloweencostume:

sorry i really don’t like just reposting someone else’s joke but i haven’t been able to stop thinking about Yucky Stinking Tooth for weeks

sexygaywizard:

sexygaywizard:

sexygaywizard:

Just went to the grocery store and it is very close to midnight and so everybody there was pretty scrungy and tired and maybe whacked out, buying shit like cocoa puffs and cake (I was buying candy and ice cream so no judgement) and people were looking at me weird and I only realized until after I got home that I am like fully made up in a nice outfit and was very smiley and giggly bc I was listening to funny podcast and probably appeared to them completely out of touch with the reality of the situation I existed within

snapshots of my life

Honestly I think this image

holds true for more of my life than I would like to admit lol

carrionisz:

slime girl gf when shes waiting for u to get home: its only a matter of slime…

kulluto:

etakeh:

oh my.  

this is so perfect.

(source)

pseudomantis:

molded-from-clay:

I’M KERMIT THE FROG AND I TOLD YOU I WANT MY KERMIT THE FROOOOOOOOG T-SHIRT

awfulmidis:

Toto’s Africa but with the Donkey Kong Country Soundfont.mid

theparttimemisanthrope:

when most people think you’re just a hot girl with big boobs but actually you’re a chemist