breadbduck asked:
lol Bruce, Dick, and Tim being the trio ever
imagine if dick and tim got deaged at the same time, Bruce would be wrestling both those little guys into Thing 1 and Thing 2 little outfits and or having them run around as Robin with bright name tags
two for one fav robin deal, bruce would be on the highest dopamine high to ever high
snakeredbirdbatkatana answered:
Bruce would throw an actual party. Alfred would also be extremely thrilled because Dick and Tim have a special place in that man’s heart.
He would be dressing them in Robin and Batman merch 100%.
All of Gotham would see an increase and overall happiness because Bruce Wayne has not been this happy to be alive since that alleyway.
This is his 13th reason to keep on going.
He is going to attempt for this to happen at least once a week and because Dick and Tim are also absolutely codependent as fuck with him they’re going to allow it.
Imagine little Timmy and tiny Dickie clinging onto Batman’s suit. Gotham rouges would combust from cuteness.
Harvey Dent would not even fight Batman because he knows this is Bruce’s dream.
If Joker attempts to touch one fucking hair on their head, Bruce is breaking that no kill rule.
“Those are my babies clown! MY TINY SMALL BABIES I will feed your liver to my son’s dog!!!”
“Ok harsh….Jesus.”
I just keep thinking about the possibility of the domino masks being kept in place with spirit gum. With probably means they have to do a lot of skincare to make sure their skin doesn't get damaged, so I'm picturing Bruce instituting a nightly skincare hour after patrol where the Robins have to cleanse, hydrate and moisturise their skin. There is a possibility, however slim, that you will walk into the Manor at 5:30am to see them all with face masks.
While there were better opportunities out of Gotham, Dr. Damian Al-Ghul Wayne wouldn’t be caught dead practicing outside of that hellhole.
Why else would The Batman eventually (reluctantly) allow someone to treat his days old broken rib?
Who else would treat The Signal’s field injuries?
Where else would Dick go when he left his hypermobile joint out of place for far too long?
When would The Orphan get stitches if not at family dinners?
How else could Jason get prescriptions as a legally deceased man?
this is literally how i dance
This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick
she did that
If I don’t reblog this Puerto Rican ass mouse assume that I’m dead.
I MISSED YOU SEÑORITA DESPACIMOUSE!!!
jane austen said "I am going to take a heroine whom no one but myself will much like." and proceeded to make one of the most iconic austen girls of all time so like. keep making annoying and cringe and overpowered ocs and love them to bits even if no one else will.
Tumblr has the best algorithm of all the social medias in my opinion, I love going on the for you page because it seems to suggest posts based on vibes more than topics. no I don’t want to read that person’s 270k word Power Rangers fanfiction but you know what? I’m proud of them and I’m glad I saw the post
27yro Bruce travels to the future, meets Nightwing and immediately goes. Oh no. Dicks dead and this is his father. I can’t believe I could live in a world without Dick Grayson I’m gonna kms
And Dick doesn’t explain it bc he’s experiencing the horrors of realizing HOW much like John Grayson he looks like (he has his mamas eyes tho too bad Bruce can’t see em bc Nightwing mask)
Anyway once other people (Tim, Jason, Damian, Steph, himself, Cass etc) explain that Nightwing is in fact not John Grayson
Bruce goes “okay so where is Dick”
And everyone lowkey expected the worlds greatest detective to clock this
Man who looks like his sons dad is probably his son grown up seeing as we are in the future
And like Someone caves and points at Nightwing and Bruce takes one look and goes
“No”
And Dick is now experiencing the horrors squared and about go to on an absolutely biblical rage rant
“No he’s too big”
“…what”
“My boy is small that man there is too big”
5’11 with insoles Dick Grayson who has never managed to bulk up ever bc he’s a whore for cardio (acrobatics)
“Bruce we are in the future”
“Yes yes I am aware but Dick is small”
Other Bruce (45yro): Dick take off your mask
Anyway
27yo Bruce not like clocking that his son will one day grow older and get bigger and like move out and get a job and married and have a family outside of himself and work outside of the dynamic duo
27yro Bruce who like knows how aging works objectively but went “pshhh yeah but not MY BOY”
Anyway yeah
