strange-aeonsSee him baby…
And now see him sneaky!
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spectralpaws89-20m asked:
(Hope I’m doing this right—if not, please help me figure out how to do it right. I’m autistic, so I often need some extra help with these things.)
BLOG IS LOVE
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CYANMOD IS AUTISTIC
actually hold on I need to note something not in the tags just in case ppl reblog it without tags especially because people ask about my color choices a lot. I am choosing to write autistic in red because autismspeaks had their stupid blue thing about “curing autism” so autism is red instead. this is not because of any negative connotations I hold for it (insert color theory joke here) it’s because I hate autismspeaks and when I thought for like 3 seconds on what color i should make the word I decided upon a color which is, in this context, in opposition to autismspeaks.
I am also going to use this as an opportunity to say: y'all don’t need to send asks in baba syntax! it’s very amusing that everyone is speaking to baba in baba language. like pretty much as soon as this blog got any traction everyone was speaking baba’s language and it’s very funny to me. don’t worry about getting it wrong!
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raccoonmilf
I’m in a government van in Mexico they said they’re taking me to see baby coatis
This is Cheems. She is a critically endangered dwarf coati and can fit her entire nose up my nostril.
She was a rehab baby, but was not raised by any of the governmental biologists, so she’s a little bit too friendly 😬 But she’s healthy and safe and is currently in partial rehab.
I’ve got mixed emotions about this, obviously. Because on one hand, it’s fucking magical that I had an endangered procyonid run up my back and put her nose in my nose to say hello. But on the other hand, it saddens me because I know that this sort of comfort around humans is not something that will make her safe. Especially strangers. Not everyone has good intentions like I do.
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katjohnadams asked:
I'm 40 and I larp. Of course I have a favorite NSAID.
oh i’ve done that one
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handbellanon asked:
Request 1:
I booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament & you're blocking the view
down in front!
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winchestersinthetardisin221b asked:
In the ground like Manderville.
ur in there
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Crow's Salmon Adventure, Part 2
Okay folks, it's time to take the abomination out of the mold. Smells... not terrible? Vaguely of ketchup. Not too fishy.
Does not want to come out of the mold. Uh oh.
Oh...
Oh no
Oh no
This is fine
(I am in hell actually)
It's happening. We're eating it. It's... actually decent?
The texture is... moist. Cold. Vaguely gelatinous, but smooth? Honestly the sauce or even just a little dill makes the flavor so much better. It balances out the fishiness. A little dill and garlic in the mix would be a nice addition. Out of the seven of us, we have:
-Two people eating huge globs of it enthusiastically with celery and crackers
-Me, snacking on small amounts with an "eh, it's edible" attitude
-Four people who tried a bite and seem to share the opinion of "it tasted like I expected it to and I don't care for it"
It's not the worst thing we've eaten. It's not even the worst thing we're eating tonight (stay tuned to hear about desert - Thanksgiving diner inspired oreos).
Was it worth greasing the pan with mayonnaise? No. Do not grease the pan with mayonnaise. I put the extra salmon goop in another pan with cooking spray to test and it slid out perfectly. Meanwhile the mayo-drenched abomination came out flayed and glistening. Just use cooking spray or oil. Not mayo. Please.
Here it is on the table, ready to be eaten:
And the first person to dip into the unholy mess:
My one (1) crackerful:
(I could not get any more of that texture down my throat)
Bonus round: our friend who decided he wanted to keep the rest of it had no utensils so SCOOPED IT WITH HIS HAND INTO A BAG instead of just borrowing the casserole dish:
And now if you would care to see more culinary horrors from tonight, I will be blogging about the Thanksgiving dinner Oreos in a new thread.
More photos from the Salmon Devouring last night. Watching my dear friend slide the remainder of the abomination, jiggly and glistening, into a plastic bag using his bare hands was a heck of an experience. No one asked him to do this. He chose to live this way. What a guy. I’m so glad he loved it so much and forever haunted by the thought of him cutting off a corner of the bag to slurp it up like one of those Churu cat treats.
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