501st boys reacting to Fem!reader being drunk part 1 of ?
I’m sure @moonlightwarriorqueen and @sunshinesdaydream will recognize a lot that’s going on here because this was actually Moonlight’s idea, and we all kind of built on it so. Here ya go.
warnings: drunk reader. Fluff.
Fives:
- Fives is just as drunk as you are.
- You both end up at home from separate events, each of you dropped off by a considerably more sober friend.
- He’s happy to see you though and wants all of the cuddles.
- You’re watching some shitty night show on the holo and laughing at the worst jokes that Fives has ever heard.
- After a few minutes of shifting around, the two of you fall asleep as a properly tangled mess of limbs on the couch.
- And that’s exactly how it is when you both wake up with a hell of a hangover.
Hardcase:
- You had sent a message to Hardcase asking for him to “buy some motherfuckin’ limes, baby. Love you bunches!”
- So he kind of has his suspicions before he walks through the door.
- “‘CASE!” you screech, barreling at him, and nearly falling on your face
- “C’mon Mesh’la.” He laughs, catching you in his arms and kissing your temple. “Why don’t we get you to bed.”
- You light up at the prospect of going to bed with him.
- However you end up passing out as soon as you lay down, cuddled against his chest.
Rex:
- He’s…he’s really not sure what to do with the situation
- One minute you’re giggling and draped all over him as he walks in
- Then, in a somewhat stern voice he asks what’s going on and the giggling stops
- Your lip quivers and tears gather in your eyes as you shrink away, and he instantly regrets it, realizing that you’re most likely tipsy.
- “No, no Mesh’la, I’m not mad, I’m sorry”
- Forehead kisses
- He makes up for it with a little bit of ice cream and cuddles for the rest of the night
