cracking open a lukewarm one with the nobody
to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.
if you think a sentence needs 5+ commas it should be two sentences
it’s not about what the sentence needs, i’m afraid, nor is it about economy, clarity, or style. it’s about winning, little-theatre-fairy.
Comment on my MA thesis:
doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something
radio station played 2 shirelles songs in a row, and then the guy was like "those sound like the same song. im gonna play them at the same time." and i thought he was just saying that, and then he played them at the same time, and i thought he was just gonna do it for a few seconds, but he let it go for like, the whole song(s), and then he was like "that was terrible. terrible." and let me tell you friends and neighbors. it was
stairs are so funny. falling 100 meters will kill you. solution? fall 10 centimeters a thousand times.
they invented all those neat si prefixes and people still talk like this
falling a hectometer will kill you. solution? fall a decimeter a kilotime.
indeed.com: hello person with a graphic design degree we think you'll be great match for (checks notes) dying in a coal mine
I’m sorry Orpheus i was too harsh on you…
i was in the physics lab today and we were working with lasers, so the Lab Freaks (legal name) were being very careful to stress that we Do Not Turn Around or Look Behind Us because we’ll get extremely blinded by the power of high strength lasers
and i’m not gonna lie it was actually extremely hard to resist turning around. i misjudged orpheus it turns out this isnt extremely easy actually
okay i’ll be honest i 100% looked back at the lasers. actually multiple separate lasers multiple different times. they were pretty
and i didnt get blinded. so clearly lab safety isnt real and you should always risk it cus taking risks is awesome #gambling
but uh. my ass is NOT making it out of the underworld 🔥🔥🔥
