terrible website feature that came to me in a dream
we play Skyrim on the work computer we have a shared save and our characters name is the full name of our boss, who does not know about this
Local nun sings her remaining piece of sanity out while the court jester lays down some sick beats.
Anonymous asked:
All the primarchs share the same bed. Not romanticly or anything, more like the 7 dwarfs. All lined up clutching the same covers. The traitors also share the same bed, except it has spikes everywhere and the covers say "EVIL"
incorrect-primarchs-quotes answered:
Lorgar sleeps at one of the sides, next only to Magnus (the only one who can bear having him nearby without killing him), Horus in the middle. Angron at the other extreme side, near Perturabo who is constantly aiming all his weapons on him to make sure he doesn’t start shit.
Hmm. Mortarion next to Perturabo, to be as far from Magnus as he can. Then Konrad because he and Mortarion actually got along apparently? That's four on one side, so Horus next, then Fulgrim, Alpharius/Omegon, Magnus, Lorgar.
Scientific illustration of the arrangement:
