anyway i think eddie diaz enthusiastically eats pussy sloppy and/or crazy style and is also really really good at it

ooo look at me I’m ryan guzman and I get to hang out with the softest prettiest man at work and irl and he stumbles back to the couch to me after making jokes and blushes and runs out of frame after I call him pet names ahhhhh he even flirts back and pretends not to know about sports to piss me off hahaha and we might even kiss on television on any given Thursday at 8/7c hehe. what the fuck ever man

i love the smell of buddie canon in the autumn air

it’s so awesome how buck seems like he is the stupid jock. but actually eddie is the stupid jock and buck is the loser geek. that’s so beautiful.

Eddie said "man, I do not know what I'm gonna do without you" and proceeded to Not Do Anything without his man. And I for one think we should respect that.

most normal, well-adjusted, least defensive guy in the world voice: 😾*loudest blink in the world* you know EYE ☝️ don’thavetowanna sleep with 🍆 🫦😴 everyone I have FEELINGS for. 😡 AND I don’t have to have FEELINGS!!!!!!!! 👿👿👿 for everyone I sleep with (🖕🫵🤬🖕🫵🤬🖕🫵🤬)

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woah um 🥺⏸️↩️👉👈🤕

eddie: so uh, i know this might not be what you expected, but buck actually got rid of his loft to be here. and hasn’t found a new place yet and i know we both like having him here, so he’s just going to keep staying with us for a little while, okay? and the couch isn’t very good for his back or his leg, so we will be sharing a room. which i know might seem unusual—

chris: can you please just be gay. it would be so much simpler

i know this isn't the thing that's important right now but um. eddie is gonna come home. and buck is gonna sit on it.