Getting a bit sick of all the "ooh I'm so glad Laios has a soft body!" "Laios is built like an average guy" style posts. Because he doesn't and isn't.
Laios is built like a fucking professional wrestler. He isn't like, super chiseled or anything but he does not have an "average" body, he his built like someone who does a LOT of physical effort and training.
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the moment I heard elphaba's delivery of "there's a girl i know..." in i'm not that girl i knew i had to draw this comic, i strongly recommend listening to it while you read for the full experience!
this comic is a companion to this piece (which was inspired by glinda's delivery of the same line in the i'm not that girl reprise).
pages 1-4 are from elphie's pov, pages 5-8 are from glinda's.
digital pdf zine in higher quality available here.
prints of individual pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
flower meanings in order of appearance:
Congratulations to Marcille DungeonMeshi for achieving Pathetic Little Man status on tumblr, a hard glass ceiling for many female characters to break. I look forward to calling you my sopping wet beast and poor little meow meow for fandom days to come. Keep trucking babygirl, you'll bag Falin one day
Which one of these is NOT safe for horses to eat?
Licorice root
Grapes
Onion
Beer
Pumpkin
Bread
Banana
See ResultsWhy is new tech so dead set on believing that bilinguals do not exist?
The fucking creepy YouTube autodub either translates English videos to Italian or viceversa. There’s no option you can click that says “I actually speak both of these”. And there’s no way to disable it with official means.
I understand spoken French pretty well too but three languages is a lost cause.




















