Who would like to undulate in the darkness with me
me!
COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN
yeah babey……….!
When you’re a duck and have places to be, but safety is key
I literally saw a goose do a similar thing while I was on the highway going to work
Omg
They are learning
They’re German ducks, of course they’re waiting for the green light
owo what’s this?!
@ anybody trying to give me verbal instructions
Mood
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when a lot of flies get in the house within 3 hours my 6 (nearly full grown) kittens become like a pack of lions and eat them all
HE HUNGERS FOR THE SKY RAISINS
me, as a closeted teenager: I probably won’t find love
me, at 24, in my underwear, watching my boyfriend ignore the main storyline in Breath of the Wild to blow things up and pick mushrooms for an absurd amount of time:
PURE
djfjdjkdjk
I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.
this story was wild from start to finish
my dog was walking in a circle speedily as if she was getting ready to lie down but just kept going and i was like “are you good?” and she goes “HOOMPF” and looks at me like this
When I was a child, my father would take me trout fishing, and I spent hours marveling from the riverbank at the trouts’ ability to, seemingly effortlessly, hold their position in the fast-moving water. As it turns out, those trout really were swimming effortlessly, in a manner demonstrated above. The fish you see here swimming behind the obstacle is dead. There’s nothing powering it, except the energy its flexible body can extract from the flow around it.
The obstacle sheds a wake of alternating vortices into the flow, and when the fish is properly positioned in that wake, the vortices themselves flex the fish’s body such that its head and its tail point in different directions. Under just the right conditions, there’s actually a resonance between the vortices and the fish’s body that generates enough thrust to overcome the fish’s drag. This means the fish can actually swim upstream without expending any energy of its own! The researchers came across this entirely by accident, and one of the questions that remains is how the trout is able to sense its surroundings well enough to intentionally take advantage of the effect. (Image and research credit: D. Beal et al.; via PhysicsBuzz; submitted by Kam-Yung Soh)
Oh my god what the fuck
you ever go fuck it and slap your own ass
not in a horny way more like a cowboy slapping his horses hindquarters to jostle it along but in this scenario you are both horse and rider combined into one vaguely stressed and very fast creature
stop calling me a centaur