mentally preparing myself to open a pinterest comment section under a bingqiu post, wish me luck
one time i dreamt that luo binghe left shen qingqiu to get together with me, so i’d like to inform all shizunfuckers out there that you can have him. bingbing is my wife now.
me before reading tdtbpf: so, some guy gets transmigrated into a fish? weird… according to the internet, it has mpreg, but maybe i’m mistaking it for a different book?
me after reading tdtbpf: by talos, this can’t be happening
me before reading svsss: so, some guy gets transmigrated into the protagonist’s scum shizun and they literally fuck to save everyone? oh yeah, that definitely has mpreg too
me after reading svsss: by talos, this can’t be happening
ning yingying, liu mingyan, and the three daoist nuns after bingqiu got married: omg congrats :)
little palace mistress after bingqiu got married:
my dad can’t memorize the title of svsss, but he’s somewhat well versed with youth lingo™, so he calls svsss “what if a chad was down bad for an incel”
ngl i think shen yuan was too chill about being attracted to luo binghe, he should’ve crashed out way more
luo binghe finds out that cumplane’s age gap is bigger and gets so jealous he qi deviates again
shen qingqiu stronger than me because i would’ve folded
me reading scum villain for the first time: what the fuck, why did they end up together? they didn’t even have feelings for each other, everything was so rushed and weird!
me reading scum villain for the second time: holy shit this shen yuan dude lies a lot