when I tell u I had to scroll a week back in my twitter likes to find this video bc I genuinely couldn’t sleep until I did
when i was 18 i used to go to plant parenthood for my testosterone with my mom and the protesters outside would yell at me like i was there helping my mom get an abortion
imagining we both walk in but then my mom leaves alone
kitten if you don’t get daddy his 3D printed sensory slug in the next five seconds you can kiss your grandma’s drywall goodbye
This was supposed to be unrebloggable, but I was flying into a gamer rage at the antique store because someone was wearing too much Victoria’s Secret Love Spell body spray and it gave me a migraine.
Your fuckpig is weaker than my fuckpig
Strong and Loyal fuckpig VS Weak and Cunning fuckpig
Choose your fuckpig in new exciting game Fuckpig: Battle DX deluxe, now for the Nintendo PigEgg#Sponsored #PigEgg
“i can’t wait to command fuckpigs in this exciting new game!”
– Last words of fuckpigcommander286
