every time someones says “hey how are you” and i say “good” and forget to add the “how about you?” i feel like i’ve missed a quicktime event
Clay, 27, he/she
can the next big tv show be about lesbians having sex on the ground like in the dirt and leaves
“ Y'all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A ” objectively funny and correct to me and I will hear no arguments against it
funny in a sad sort of way to be clear. Yes I’m sure there’s infinite Nuance and if I really put my mind to it I can come up with about 10 different scenarios in one minute about why someone might need to eat at Chick-fil-A but at the end of the day those don’t really apply to a lot of the bitches who are just like “oh but that spicy chicken sandwich though…” Does it? The truth is y'all are weak in the knees and have a spinal column the consistency of almond paste
If you tell me I’m so strong for adhering to any given boycott because food it’s just that good I don’t think it’s funny and I don’t respect you for it I’m just embarrassed that these are the people I have to work with
you know it babey
Holy fuck you illegally downloaded a cardigan
Dang. The skill needed to know how to use all of those machines, the vision, the planning. Wowzers.
exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator’s narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight
“she’s feminine and strong”
I would like to see a character who is neither, actually. give me a weak woman who isn’t feminine. and make sure her lack of femininity is not defined by sucking up to men “one-of-the-guys” style. let her not give a single disproportionate fuck about any man. let her be a disabled dyke.
what bliss
Taliesin: Ten years. Ten years. Ten years, never had any problem ‘til now.


