Clay, 27, he/she

callali1y:

every time someones says “hey how are you” and i say “good” and forget to add the “how about you?” i feel like i’ve missed a quicktime event

spiderbasil:

can the next big tv show be about lesbians having sex on the ground like in the dirt and leaves

combaticon:

combaticon:

“ Y'all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A ” objectively funny and correct to me and I will hear no arguments against it

funny in a sad sort of way to be clear. Yes I’m sure there’s infinite Nuance and if I really put my mind to it I can come up with about 10 different scenarios in one minute about why someone might need to eat at Chick-fil-A but at the end of the day those don’t really apply to a lot of the bitches who are just like “oh but that spicy chicken sandwich though…” Does it? The truth is y'all are weak in the knees and have a spinal column the consistency of almond paste

If you tell me I’m so strong for adhering to any given boycott because food it’s just that good I don’t think it’s funny and I don’t respect you for it I’m just embarrassed that these are the people I have to work with

lonelyroommp3:

exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator’s narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight

closet-keys:

“she’s feminine and strong”

I would like to see a character who is neither, actually. give me a weak woman who isn’t feminine. and make sure her lack of femininity is not defined by sucking up to men “one-of-the-guys” style. let her not give a single disproportionate fuck about any man. let her be a disabled dyke.