yeah well he had me in the second half too
oh this was absolutely the wrong blog
yeah well he had me in the second half too
oh this was absolutely the wrong blog
we were meant to live slowly!!!! we were meant to savor moments and feel unabashedly lazy and frolic and smell the flowers and laugh with our entire hearts and love with our entire souls!!!!! don’t ever feel guilty for resting!!!!!! don’t ever feel guilty for slowing down!!!!!! enjoying life shouldn’t be something you’re ashamed of
It’s that time of year again when I have to remind everyone in my family that if they gift my child an elf on the shelf it will immediately become firewood because one thing mama ain’t raising in a snitch.
Things I’ve done to children instead of elf on a shelf:
So many child psychologists must know about me.
Okay but the dentist does know the tooth fairy that’s just facts
That floor is lava thing is genius