*knows how to write women* (Posts tagged pedro pascal)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

instead of saying how much you hate how oversexualized and harassed Pedro Pascal is lately and how much you hate rpf and people writing it and how much you don’t like seeing the tiktoks calling him “daddy” going viral and how much you hate when minors like him and how uncomfortable you feel when others write about his body and how much bleach you’re gonna pour onto your eyes, how about you say how much you hate when others express their attraction to him without feeling guilty and/or embarrassed… it’s shorter…

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danniburgh
danniburgh

Sins of the Flesh (priest!Dave York x f!reader)

Pairing:Ā priest!Dave York x f!reader

Summary:Ā  His mind shouldn’t be on the new catechesis teacher as he cleaned the chalice after handing communion. His thoughts shouldn’t be on the young girl he knew for so long as he blessed the congregation and finished mass.

But you were different now. Something in you had changed. ā€œLord, have mercy on me.ā€

Word count: +10.9k

Warnings:Ā religion! catholic religion to be precise, a lot A LOT of religious references and undertones (shot every time you find one lmao), age gap (around 15 years, reader is legal), smut, unprotected p in v, oral sex, breaking of celibacy vows!, catholic guilt, me making divine metaphors… i think thats it.

A/N: first of all this is all @asta-lily​’s fault, she asked why no one had turned this man into a priest and i said ā€œok ill do itā€ so i did it, she is to blame. also i wanna say thanks to the pocket wives that encouraged this creation, sorry my loves, this isnt as slutty as yall thought lmao, and thanks to @alliterative-albatross​ who gave me all the bible verses that shaped this story as well. and i wanna thank the creator of this playlist that i listened over and over while writing this, and yeah, sorry for this monstrosity, love you <3

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moodboard by @asta-lily

ā€œSo whoever knows the right thing to do and fails to do it, for him it is sin.ā€ā€“James 4:12.

Sunday 1.

Like a piece in a puzzle.

That’s how you fit in.

There, sitting in the middle of a ten people polished wood bench, eyes on the four feet tall crucified Jesus on the wall above the altar, ready for the first sermon you were to hear after coming back home.

Home. That was the name.

That church felt like home.

You were enjoying sitting there, among the children you met a couple of hours earlier when you were introduced to them as their new catechesis teacher, breathing in and out the myrrh incense burning and invading the navel and your lungs, filling them with new energy, getting them ready to feel the love that you were sure was about to pour over you.

You heard your name behind you and you turned around to see Mrs. Stevens, one of your mother’s friends waving at you from two rows behind.

ā€œHi, honey!ā€ she smiled at you and immediately you reciprocated ā€œI heard you were in town, are you staying this time?ā€

You drowned a chuckle inside your chest and bit your lip, nodding. Just realizing you even had missed the venomous messages hidden behind the kind words mouthed by old catholic moms.

ā€œYes, Mrs. Stevens, I’m staying this time.ā€ you replied, the woman lifted her hand a bit to the sky and you smirked to her.

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before I leave again for another 3 weeks i wanna say that the bubble doesn’t even take itself seriously: if you watched, rewatch the ending, fred armisen says this himself lmao

it’s a comedy movie made by a just-a-dude, it’s meta, it’s gory in its own sense and it’s just a mess bc humans were, are and will be a mess not only in the pandemic but always

keep an eye for the implicit shit and don’t just get caught up on David puking or Pedro doing weird shit with a mirror.

ok bye love y'all

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starlightmornings
starlightmornings

fic trailer: hot summer nights

Rating: E (Explicit) - for story

Length: 2:51

Hot Summer Nights by @danniburgh

Summary: It’s hot, both Dave, Georgia’s dad’s dark, tall bodyguard and the weather. Dave was always there, in her house and in her mind, as if it was his job to guard her thoughts instead of her dad’s well being.

Happy birthday, @danniburgh! 😘💕🥳 Hope you enjoy my little adaptation of your fic — starring Dave and Georgia exploring their dark sides. 😈 Lots of love, bby!!

danniburgh

what

WHAAAAAATTYTTTTTSHFLXJEKCJSJFKDJD

ok yeah yes ajá yes okay alright IM FINE IM FINE

i screamed and I couldn’t stop screaming at this ejxnrjxkfjd

this is more like a second part to the whole fic and i love it and i just UGH THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER KAYLIE THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!

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kevva help me (Ezra/adult!Cee)

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Rating: E (Explicit)

Length: 4.2k

Summary: Nothing about Cee’s life has been normal, so why would falling in love be any different? The dark, twisted scoundrel who killed her father is an unlikely choice, but he’s also inescapable.

Warnings: SMUT, ANGST, age gap - but Cee is NOT a minor for any sexual encounter, PIV sex, creampie, oral (f & m receiving), fingering (f receiving), cum play, cum eating, allusions to rough sexual activity. Please let me know if I missed something important.

A/N: Dead Dove, y’all. This might toe the line of decency a little bit, you have been warned. If the idea of this pairing upsets you, please ignore — this is NOT a reader insert nor is it canon for the film. I have never written an Ezra fic before, so please be gentle. šŸ˜… Thanks and much love to my darling @ezrasbirdie for the beta and supporting this attempt at something other than a reader insert fic.

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They will find something to take from you.

Ezra’s words echo in Cee’s mind long after their return to the Pug, long after they get back to Central. Without being asked, she waits at the hospital for the doctors to patch him up as well as they can.

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danniburgh

i only came back for this bc i knew it was going to be fucking amazing and IT IS GOD HELP ME

although kaylie my love you missed this warning:

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let me just PROCESS bc this was a fucking rollercoaster, my tummy was ON FIRE and my puthy was CLENCHED the entire time i cannot believe this, FUCK someone really dared to do this and the fact that it was you makes it 1000 times better

can i just say:

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THIS LINE I HEARD THIS LINE IN HER VOICE AND ITS A PERFECT WAY TO DESCRIBE THEIR DYNAMIC JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

yes I’m gonna make a long post of this without a cut bc everyone who sees my reaction needs to read this os bc it’s perfect

and then my favorite lines in a fanfic from the last 6 months appeared:

ā€œKevva help meā€

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ā€œKevva’s in my cuntā€

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you knocked this out of the park my love, this is great and amazing, incredible, showstopping jsjdnddn this is a must for debauched people like us, fucking AWESOME and i love it and love you and I’ll think of this for a long time

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she who slept among the trees - prologue

ezrasbirdie

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series summary: Ariana Hemlock is no ordinary woman. Blessed with a Gift she shouldn’t have, she’s called back to the town of Black Hallows after she inherits her Great Aunt Rosa’s house. Peculiar phenomena plague her new home, and she meets a strange man with the face of a someone she’s seen before. Is he to blame for her troubles, and if he is—why? And why can’t she seem to stop thinking about him?

pairing: Fae King!Ezra x Ariana Hemlock [OFC]

rating: M [warnings: non-descriptive childbirth and breastfeeding]

word count: ~2.2k

note: Okayyyy, here it is. Well, the prologue. I’m throwing this out into the world and accepting whatever comes with it. You can still find the original on Ao3, and if you search my blog it’s still around, but I went ahead and took it off the masterlist. So let me just give a big thanks to everyone who’s held my hand over this, but especially to @danniburgh​, @mothandpidgeon​, @starlightmornings​, and @unhinged-summer-fun​ for looking it over and listening to me dump ideas non-stop. Also to my husband, who has not known peace from the name Ezra for the last month and a half. Anyway please enjoy whatever this turns out to be.

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There are places on Earth where the mossy ground is old and soft and soaked with ancient magic. Places so sacred and tired that even the toughest of crones refuse to speak their names for fear of disturbing the slumber of something primeval. Forests with trees so crowded that moonlight does not penetrate the canopy. Seas with waters dark and still as death, no matter the weather or season.

Places where power lives and breathes.Ā 

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danniburgh

i missed this one so damn much

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I’m so happy it’s back

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danniburgh

Stolen for the Devil (The Thief)

Pairing: The Thief x The Devil

Summary: ā€œThat’s how you’ll remember,ā€ His voice appeared inside his head, The Thief felt his muscles tighten in fright and turned around, the bathroom was empty, he was sure there was no one but him in the room, ā€œyou’ll remember who you belong to.ā€

ā€œI belong to no one.ā€ The Thief replied by sole instinct, and the mark in his arm stung so hard he hissed in pain.

ā€œYou became mine the moment you tried to steal from me.ā€

Word count: +3.5k

Warnings: this is some gay shit, so if you dont like it-scroll past it. Smut! spit as lube, mild painplay, some weird wordplay, soul selling is a warning?

A/N: yHRBEWHJBFJH IM NOT SORRY!!!! let the thief be fucked by the devil why do we care. Also maybe this is like a prequel to the fucking commercial? idk dude dont worry about it. ALSO ALSO, sorry, i tried to make the his/HisĀ thing work, sorry if its confusing.

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drawing by @luckyspenguin

Two hands pressed against a wall that sounded hollow enough for him to try, The Thief smirked as the wall gave in and a secret door opened in front of him. A soft, white cold light turned on as soon as he stepped into the small space and he wanted to laugh out loud at his luck.

ā€œNo harĆ­a eso si fuese tu.ā€ (I wouldn’t do that if I were you) he heard behind him; a voice so deep and low he could’ve sworn it was meant only for him. The drag of the voice made the small hairs of his nape rise and the fact that it was in spanish, a language no one knew was his native one, made his stomach sink with something darker than fear.

ā€œPero no eres yo.ā€ (but you’re not me) The Thief replied, feeling the presence of whoever or whatever it was behind him getting closer and closer, towering over him.

ā€œĀæQuĆ© buscas?ā€ (what are you looking for?) he asked, making a shiver roam up and down through The Thief’s spine because of the deepness of his voice.

ā€œLa daga.ā€ (the dagger) he replied, feeling the warmth of the body behind him, creeping inside of him, mixing with his own. The Thief closed his eyes when he felt a hand holding his arm and wrapping it almost entirely, it wasn’t strong, but he knew it was a hold of warning, it stung him. He sighed and the sudden smell of flowers and burnt matches inundated his nostrils. And that was the moment he knew. He was fucked.

ā€œVete,ā€ the voice said into his ear, The Thief opened his eyes in surprise, dark pupils dilating fast as his sight focused on the wooden box at the end of the small secret room he had been so eager to find and open to gain yet another treasure, ā€œleave and don’t return unless I want you to.ā€ the guttural rumble that reverberated through his entire body made him choke on his own words and he couldn’t ask Him why he was being set free.

The Thief nodded slowly as the hand that held him in place released him and he breathed in deeply as the small secret door closed in front of him and the imposing presence that had made him give up on one of the items he had been wanting for so many years disappeared from behind him.

Discouraged, he turned around, strolling back from where he had entered into the old church and took off the leather gloves that he had been wearing, pushing them into the pocket of his trousers. The Thief sighed, mumbling at himself about how close he had been to it and how much he still wanted that dagger.

ā€œI know your name, Thief,ā€ he heard inside his head in that deep, rumbly voice that made his blood drop to his feet. ā€œdo not test me.ā€

ā€œYes, sir.ā€ The Thief replied in a whisper as he walked out of the church.

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The hotel room was big, but it was empty and cold; he didn’t expect that job to leave him so unsatisfied and he felt like there was nothing else he could concentrate on unless he had that dagger in his possession; he knew it was impossible, but for him impossible meant challenge, so he took off his jacket, undid his bowtie and unbuttoned the first three clasps of his shirt, reaching for his laptop to work up another plan, something good enough to deceive that who kept him from taking what he wanted.

As he sat on the desk in the middle of the room, a warm current made the curtains dance in front of him and his arm began to weigh; he felt his skin hot and his body feverish and there was something inside his body that made him feel like hot lava ran through his flesh.

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danniburgh

reblogging bc the amazing @luckyspenguin drew something gorgeous inspired by this fic and i have to show everyone bc it’s so pretty i cried

t amo lu, gracias 🥺💖

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starlightmornings
starlightmornings

sworn to protect (Pero Tovar/f!reader)

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Rating: E (Explicit)

Length: 7.7k

Summary: You are the headstrong daughter of an Italian wine merchant, and your father’s frequent trips into the city lead him to hire a bodyguard to keep you safe back home on the estate where you live. Enter Pero Tovar: a grumpy Spanish warrior who’s seen it all in his travels. He’s fought in the Crusades and battled monsters in the Far East, but he’s never met anyone quite like you. You frustrate and amaze him in turns, and you find yourself warming up to your bristly protector. Warmth turns to desire, which you both try to resist — until a shocking confession and a moment of peril changes everything.

Warnings: SMUT, PIV sex, oral (f & m receiving), religious guilt/turmoil, virgin!reader, age gap (but everyone is of age), angst, enemies (ish) to lovers, references to pregnancy, some period-typical views on sex/purity, let me know if I missed anything!

A/N: Co-written with my beloved @ezrasbirdie. This is just an indulgent bodyguard!Pero AU with lots of historical liberties taken. Bonus Pride & Prejudice reference for those of us with the 2005 movie burned into our memory.

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ā€œPapa, I don’t need a bodyguard,ā€ you protested, kicking a small stone across the grass. You stood across from your father, arms folded in, perhaps, childish defiance as he loaded the last of his casks onto a large cart.

ā€œWith your mama away as well, angioletto, I will not sleep soundly on my journey unless I know you are protected,ā€ he replied, wiping his hands off on his tunic. ā€œYou would deny your dear old father this comfort?ā€

You sighed in frustration. It had only been a year or so since your family procured the vineyard, and getting the aristocrats in the city to buy your father’s wine had been a challenge. His trips to the city had increased, and some happened to coincide with your mother’s trips to court.

ā€œWhy can’t I just go with you, papa?ā€ You asked, still closer to throwing a tantrum than was appropriate for a girl of your age and station.

ā€œSomeone needs to run things here, angioletto,ā€ he said, setting his hands on your shoulders and squeezing.

You were well aware of the dangers here; the land was near the last road out of the city, a frequent refuge for those running from the law. More than once, bandits had camped at the edge of the property, and you could see their fires burning, twinkling in the night from your bedroom window. The sight sent a chill through your body and made you blow out your own candle for fear of being seen.

But you didn’t want your father to know that you were afraid; not after all your parents sacrificed to make this possible.

ā€œVery well, papa,ā€ you said, tapping your foot. ā€œJust who is this man you’ve hired to protect me?ā€

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danniburgh

plsssssss i love this so much it’s not FAIR HES FICTIONAL AAAAAAAAAAAA

i loved this, imagined the church scene perfectly sjdkdjdj pero not going to confess in 12 years is like so perfect for him lmaooooo he just be SKIPPING

i love thissssss helpppp

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save me

ezrasbirdie

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Originally posted by lordsmaxwell

summary: Marcus Moreno saves you from a lousy date.

rating: E [warnings: SMUT, fluff, slight angst, themes of spousal loss, art history talk, there’s only one bed, oral f receiving, vaginal fingering, somnophilia-adjacent-ish]

pairing: Marcus Moreno x fem reader

word count: ~5.2k

note: Hello friends! I’m trying out a new man. This is unbetaed, all missing words are my own fault, and I’m yeeting into the universe. I might do a second part if there’s interest because I have ideas, but no promises. The painting mentioned in the fic is Il BacioĀ by Francesco Hayez, and there are some themes here. Props to @unhinged-summer-fun​ for tossing that my way, because she’s an angel. Anyway hope u like bye.

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You like Missy.Ā 

Of all the kids in your after school art class, she is by far your favorite. Unofficially, of course. You’re not supposed to have favorites. Talkative, kind, and fearless, she started out with no artistic ability at all. That didn’t stop her from using the boldest colors on the largest canvas. You’d have killed for that kind of confidence at that age.Ā 

She’s been taking your classes for five months, and you hope she never stops. Mostly because you think she has potential, but partly—shamefully—the handsome man who picks her up after class is a literal superhero. You smile at him shyly when he thanks you for your time. Marcus Moreno, leader of the Heroics, thanks you for your time. It always makes your cheeks warm with pleasure.Ā 

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danniburgh

alright alright alright alright alright woah yes exactly yes wow fuck

i just

look dude you promised me porn to rail myself to but this?????

this is not that this is smut to be admired, this is something to read when you wanna FEEL SOMETHING FUCKWHFOETJTKRJ

i can’t think, i have only 1 thought and has to do with Marcus posing naked for me to sketch

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moods [learning curves 'verse - frankie morales x plus size reader]

summary: it's been a while.

word count: ~950 [a drabble, really]

pairing: frankie morales x plus size fem reader [pep]

rating: E [SMUT, PIV, sickening fluff, Frankie being a menace, soft things]

note: inspired by @beskarberry and her fabulous honest smut the things we do for love, please enjoy some of my vastly inferior realistic sexy times. shout out to @starlightmornings for looking this one over, of course. i might run the tag list in the morning but i am, once again, yeeting this into universe and running off. also, this is pre-benny, but i have more benny planned.

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Frankie’s in one of his moods.

After almost a year together, that fiery urgency of I want I need I must has died down, leaving a warm pile of embers smoldering under the surface. It’s always there, but life has a habit of getting in the way.

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danniburgh

you know that TikTok sound that’s like “i know something you don’t???”

well, i know something the other readers know HSKDJSKF AND I LOVE ITTTTT

also i wanna be pep but also i wanna be Frankie and idk what that says about me

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Make My Wish Come True (v) [plus size fem reader x actor!Marcus Pike]

ezrasbirdie

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series summary: You’re an NYT bestselling author with a consulting gig on a movie adaptation of your most recent book series. In a truly unbelievable Christmas rom-com-style turn of events, production begins just after Thanksgiving, leaving you on set through the holidays with the lead actor you’ve had a huge crush on for years, Marcus Pike. He’s the sweetest guy in the business—so why does it feel like he’s avoiding you?
chapter summary: Marcus tries to set the record straight, but will you hear him out?
rating: E [warnings: SMUT, ANGST, ACTUAL COMMUNICATION BETWEEN TWO IDIOTS IN LOVE; oral [m and f receiving], PIV, face sitting, cock warming, pregnancy mentions]
pairing: actor!Marcus Pike x writer!plus size!fem reader
word count: ~7.5k
note: I’m not how sure I am about this final part. It’s much softer than my usual fair, but it’s the holidays, and it’s Marcus Pike. So. If it sucks, I apologize. Thank you to @starlightmornings​, always, for the beta. And thank you to everyone who read this—I know it’s technically already a story that’s been told, but reworking it has been such an amazing challenge, and I’ve had so much reading everyone’s thoughts.Ā 

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You really wanted to regret calling so many times. Leaving more than one voicemail and sounding absolutely nuts. Texting him when he’d taken too long to call back. It was early in the relationship to show all your neuroses.

But he was supposed to call back. He was supposed to tell you when he got to his place. You thought he’d call back. Text back. Anything.

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danniburgh

aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAAA

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AAAAAAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i just

i just feel SO SOFTTTTTTT

i love everything about this so much it’s like their perfect ending i cANNOT HOLD THIS IN ME IAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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