January 6, 2026

getting hits and even kudos from unfinished drafts is crazy to me. it’s almost motivating. like, imagine if I, like, actually finish things

December 24, 2025

during the covid lockdown, i started drafting a sonic forces fanfic called sonic forces: aftershock. it would have been my interpretation of events after the end of sonic forces, where sonic and friends dealt with life after the defeat of eggman and infinite. that story went through many trials and tribulations and is for the most part an incomplete failure. so i have decided to just dump the whole thing into my ao3 account to be done with it once and for all. maybe, one day, i’ll go back to it, but until then i’ll leave it alone and move onto other writing projects. my aim is to improve as a writer and storyteller and i have a lot of work to do before i can confidently look at this thing again with fresh eyes and finally figure what what the hell was i trying to do with this.

December 14, 2025

Rouge: Look, while I appreciate that this is a professional setting and everyone is minding their p’s and q’s…would it kill if at least one man flirted with me in this place?

Topaz: Are you serious?

Rouge: Yes! You think I wear this outfit because every thing else in my closet is in the laundry? A compliment every now and then would be nice.

Topaz: Oh boo woo…meanwhile, I can’t take a step without some dickhead trying to play grab ass with me!

Rouge: Ugh, is it a species thing? None of these so called men want to try their luck with a hot young Mobian working girl like me?

Topaz: I’ve never met someone so eager to be harassed by their coworkers…but, if it makes you feel better, you look nice.

Rouge: o-oh…uh…t-thanks, T-t-topaz…

Topaz: …what was that?

Rouge: W-w-w-what was what?

Topaz: T-t-that! I’ve never heard you stutter like that before.

Rouge: I wasn’t s-s-s-stuttering!

Topaz: Are…you blushing…?

Rouge: Nn-o! Don’t b-b-b-be ridiculous!

Topaz: Guess you really were desperate, huh?

Rouge: I…

Topaz: Oh my God, you’re cheeks are so red and your tail is wagging! That’s actually really cute!

Rouge: G-g-grr…

September 21, 2025

The number of times Topaz has kissed members of Team Dark while drunk:

Rouge: 25 times - Usually happens after work at the bar where the two of them proceed to get absolutely shitfaced. Topaz has a pretty high tolerance for alcohol while Rouge constantly underestimates her tolerance due to her smaller body. By the end of the night, Topaz is all over Rouge, kissing her on the cheek, nibbling on her neck and ears while tearfully complaining about an ex and/or her mother. Rouge reciprocates with leaving bite marks on Topaz neck and collarbone. Once sober, Topaz profusely apologizes but Rouge tells her it’s no big deal because she (along with all the guys and gals at the bar) enjoyed it after another stressful week at work.

Shadow: 10 times - Whenever Topaz and Rouge get so drunk they pass out at the bar, the bartender calls Shadow to pick them up, which he reluctantly does. While dragging the two of them out of the bar and onto his motorcycle’s sidecars, Rouge and Topaz try to see who can get the most kisses on him. Shadow spends most of that time keeping Rouge off him (because her brand of lipstick stains his fur) while Topaz sneaks in pecks to the cheek. Since Topaz doesn’t wear has much make up as Rouge, he lets it slide (though he hates the smell of alcohol due to his hyper sensitive sense of smell.) Plus, it reminds him of when Maria who sneak kisses on him when his guard was down, which she was shockingly good at.

Omega: 318 times - Shadow and Omega will take turns on who has to watch over Rouge and Topaz when they go out drinking. For Shadow, it’s a quick, if frustrating, moment of getting the two out of the bar and into their apartments, which will then be the end of it. With Omega, it’s an adventure, often with Rouge abandoned to sing karaoke by herself (whether or not whatever bar they are at even has karaoke) while Topaz sneaks off Omega into the bathroom and…does things to him. Or rather at him. Lipstick smears all over his shell like racing stripes, her phone number scribbled over his his visor, a strongly worded letter about a male coworker written in blood red lipstick marker on his back. And the less said about what she did with his claws, the better…the next day Topaz doesn’t remember any of it while Omega shrugs and notes to his self to delete his memory files for later…

September 20, 2025

Rouge: Ah, another work week done, and now a well earned weekend to myself…

Shadow: The hell are you talking about, we’ve still got work to do.

Rouge: Uh, I beg your pardon? It’s Friday, our shift is over. If you need me - which I hope you don’t - I’ll be at the three day spa.

Shadow: Do you think the enemy takes the weekend off? Anything can happen when your guard is done.

Rouge: Ugh, don’t talk like those meatheads in Intelligence, you’re better than that! Look, we go through this every week; just say you don’t know what to do with yourself over the weekend and leave me to have an actual work-life balance.

Shadow: …

Rouge: Am I wrong?

Shadow: …Omega was supposed to train with me but R&D called him in for maintenance, so…

Rouge: Aww, poor baby, alone the whole weekend without your favorite toy.

Shadow: Hmph…

Rouge: Oh, don’t make that face. Listen, if you want, even though it’s not your thing, you can come to spa with me…maybe?

Shadow: …really?

Rouge: …of course not! I have a coupon for one and I intend to use it! I earned it after this week’s mission! Ciao! *flies up and zips across the sky like a bat out of hell*

Shadow: …

Topaz: …I, uh, hear there’s a new gun range down in Radical Highway.

Shadow: *sigh*…

August 4, 2025

still drafting this sonic forces fanfic, come on over and ask why the fuck is he still doing this nonsense?

(‘usually stream at around 5pm after work. also, apologizes in advance, but i don’t speak or show my face. i might in the future but don’t bet on it.)

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about me:

34. black. he/him. sonic brain-rotted drop-out that walks like a man. reblog bandit. aspiring-aspiring writer.

black lives matter. trans rights are human rights. free palestine.

my fanfiction.net account: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/7398466/dark-chao-garden

my ao3 account: https://archiveofourown.org/users/dark_chao_garden/pseuds/dark_chao_garden

my twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/vonvirgo__

this blog can be reconsidered nsfw/nsft due to what i reblog, so browse at your own discretion.

May 20, 2025

writing session in 5pm.

May 19, 2025

home now, time for some writing before jiu jitsu class. it’s cream and vanilla’s story now, as they relocate to the rabbit village that vanilla grew up in after their home was destroy in the war…

May 17, 2025

gonna stream some writing at around 5pm.

amy rose and original character posie the porcupine are locked into a final battle against infinite in null space in “sonic forces: aftershock”

May 6, 2025

Cream: Mama, my tooth hurts!

Vanilla: Alright, calm down, dear, let me take a look at it…hmm, looks like your last baby tooth is coming out! You’re growing up so fast!

Cream: Really? Then I can’t wait to tell all my friends at school!

Vanilla: Of course, dear…uh, wait, um, just…tell your friends, of course, but maybe don’t tell Mr. Big, okay?

Cream: Hmm, why not?

Vanilla: Uhh, let’s just say he gets a little…enthused about loose teeth…

Cream: What does “enthused” mean, mama?

Vanilla: uhhh…

Big: Hello!

Cream: Oh, hello, Mr. Big!

Vanilla: Oh shoot, uh, I mean, uh, hello, Big, what brings you to the neighborhood?

Big: I was just passing by after a long day of fishing when I heard someone say something about teeth? Is everything okay?

Vanilla: Oh, no, Big, everything is fi–

Cream: My last baby teeth is coming out and it really hurts, really bad…

Vanilla: C-cream…

Big: Ahh, poor little thing, want me to help you out with that?

Cream: Hmm, how?

Vanilla: Big!

Big: I’ll fish it out, of course, with my trusty rod! Ready?

Cream: Sure!

Big: Okay, now hold your hands out and say “aww!”

Vanilla: C-cream, that’s not a good id–

*Big yanks out the baby tooth with his fishing rod at lightning speed. The baby tooth lands in Cream’s hands.*

Big: Done.

Cream: Wow, that was really fast…and it didn’t hurt at all!

Big: Of course not, I would never do anything to hurt you.

Vanilla: Phew…I see you’ve been practicing, then?

Big: Yup, especially after last time…you’re not still mad about that, are you?

Vanilla: *instinctively licks the roof of her mouth and between the gap where one of her adult teeth is supposed to be* of course not, dear…