Your limbs?? For my collection??

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
catboybiologist byjove
byjove

Paying your way through college by selling weed or doing Only Fans or whatever is infinitely more honorable than joining the military to get an education. Never forget community college is an option and you do not have to contribute to American imperialism to attend. I knew a girl who had scholarships but sold her dirty socks and underwear to pervs online for living expenses and she is stronger than any US marine for that.

homunculus-argument arborramus
homunculus-argument

Ways to make everyone instantly uncomfortable: If someone casually mentions some apparently commonly known fact that you hadn't heard of before, you can always say "oh, that's a real thing? I thought that it was just a porn trope."

arborramus

My friend had no idea the southern hemisphere had opposite seasons until I told him (we are both adults)

I think I would’ve died on the spot if this had been his response.

homunculus-argument

I imagine there’s been at least two christmas-themed New Zealand porn films featuring sex on the beach, but the implication that there’d be enough to make up their own genre, and have it be someone’s favourite genre to the point that they assume that the circumstances are just a porn trope, would have killed me on the spot also.