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I'm most curious about Tempus Fugitive or You’re telling me a dew dipped this shrimp?
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#yelan #ningguang #shenhe #cloud retainer #genshin impact #trout talks #snippets #side ganqing i guess
I just write to amuse myself and this time it’s Shenhe picking up slang and Yelan being down bad

Old people banter.
I particularly enjoy the headcanon of Cloud Retainer flinging a teapot at Zhongli the first time he goes up to Mt. Aocang after the Rite of Parting.

It is Keqing bullying hours
beingatoaster asked:
I'm most curious about Tempus Fugitive or You’re telling me a dew dipped this shrimp?
Tempus Fugitive
The title was originally from a color palette generator, and I quickly thought about Lisa’s constellation the moment I saw it. Basically, Lisa dabbles into vigilantism by hanging out with Mondstadt’s shady trio (Kaeya, Rosaria, Diluc)
A little snippet of my work:
“I tried calling him, but he kept running away from me, so I perhaps… shocked him a little.” Lisa shoots a pitying look at the Fatui on the grass. “I may have went a little overboard with it though.”
Overboard?
Minci summoned a thunderstorm and struck the Fatui down. There was no vision user she knew of that could even change weather to that point.
But then, the librarian was a talanted sorceress, considered to be the most distinguished graduate to come from Sumeru Academia. She supposes there’s more to the woman than she’s originally thought. Kaeya’s numbed arm from forgetting to return a book on time and the hearsay from various townspeople were simply something she never bothered to think about, but now seeing the electrocuted Fatui, Rosaria notes she should probably never get into the Lisa’s bad side.
You’re telling me a dew dipped this shrimp?
Originally a Shenhe crackfic by the name of ‘Hold Shenhe gently like mora meat‘, it took another turn (still a crackfic) once Yelan got drip-marketed and I fell into Shenlan hell.
“Dew dipped shrimp.” Yelan sets down a plate of it in front of her. “Made by yours truly.”
It’s a dumb little joke Shenhe picked up from her nephew’s circle of friends, specifically from that Funeral Parlor Director. She blurts out: “You’re telling me a dew dipped this shrimp?”
I am writing something about Keqing and Ningguang going on a camping trip and since her special dish is literally cooked on her hairpin I decided of check her story out on the wiki and wtf????

woman you madlass.



Did I just write a Trauma Team AU? Yes. Yes I did. I also took most of the dialogue from the actual game.
Also for anyone who’s confused, “Liuyun” is actually Cloud Retainer. Sorry Shenhe, Mountain Shaper, and Moon Carver I had to d-word you guys

Wrote a bit more stuff on the Cloud Retainer’s Marites Era wip. Except it’s just Ganyu and Shenhe having small talk.


They’re from different wips but Shenhe
inconveniencing Pantalone (well, more of trying to skewer like a kebab in the second wip) has become a staple in my wips that have shenlan in it.
The 3rd chapter for my shenlan fic is just “Brother Qian being whipped for Lan and Yelan sympathizing being down bad for strong women” and maybe Shenhe going grocery shopping I’m just being incredibly indulgent of myself here

