mossy-catgirl asked:
heyyyy!! I saw your post about russian swearing dated july 8th and ahem im russian and I can help you next time if you're going to write something else that includes russian swear words. please contact me if you'll need to (full_of_moss on ao3 or here im not anonimous) (^-^)
hello! thank you for reaching out! if i ever do need any help with it ill pop by your dms and contact you about it
adjoint-law asked:
Is the daycare teacher Venti? Otherwise I'm struggling to think who Zhongli would distrust that much xD
Unfortunately no, it’s not Venti, but it would really be fun thinking about Zhongli sending him looks even though the guy isn’t even doing anything terrible in front of toddlers. Yes, he’s an alcoholic but the Tsaritsa would flay him if he has any trace of wine or otherwise in him while he’s at work.
Instead of Venti being Teucer’s daycare teacher, it would be Arlecchino. Mainly because of the House of the Hearth thing and this fanart of her being called an ‘evil kindergarten teacher’. She barely has any info in-game but I would think Zhongli would be off-put by her vibes.
beingatoaster asked:
I'm most curious about Tempus Fugitive or You’re telling me a dew dipped this shrimp?
Tempus Fugitive
The title was originally from a color palette generator, and I quickly thought about Lisa’s constellation the moment I saw it. Basically, Lisa dabbles into vigilantism by hanging out with Mondstadt’s shady trio (Kaeya, Rosaria, Diluc)
A little snippet of my work:
“I tried calling him, but he kept running away from me, so I perhaps… shocked him a little.” Lisa shoots a pitying look at the Fatui on the grass. “I may have went a little overboard with it though.”
Overboard?
Minci summoned a thunderstorm and struck the Fatui down. There was no vision user she knew of that could even change weather to that point.
But then, the librarian was a talanted sorceress, considered to be the most distinguished graduate to come from Sumeru Academia. She supposes there’s more to the woman than she’s originally thought. Kaeya’s numbed arm from forgetting to return a book on time and the hearsay from various townspeople were simply something she never bothered to think about, but now seeing the electrocuted Fatui, Rosaria notes she should probably never get into the Lisa’s bad side.
You’re telling me a dew dipped this shrimp?
Originally a Shenhe crackfic by the name of ‘Hold Shenhe gently like mora meat‘, it took another turn (still a crackfic) once Yelan got drip-marketed and I fell into Shenlan hell.
“Dew dipped shrimp.” Yelan sets down a plate of it in front of her. “Made by yours truly.”
It’s a dumb little joke Shenhe picked up from her nephew’s circle of friends, specifically from that Funeral Parlor Director. She blurts out: “You’re telling me a dew dipped this shrimp?”
adjoint-law asked:
"cloud retainer's marites era"? I can't tell what that means from googling but consider me intrigued o_O
‘Marites’ is basically a meme/slang here in my country, and it’s often used as a label for gossipy people.
As for Cloud Retainer being a Marites, it kinda became an inside joke of mine once Ganyu’s lantern rite voicelines were leaked and a lot of people in the quote tweets were calling her a marites lmao
Translation: cloud retainer is the marites auntie in the reunions that always asks you if you already have a significant other/spouse.😭😭😭