Rest In Peace Ridley Scott (6 January 2026) One of the best directors to have lived.
Hope you feel rested when you wake up tomorrow morning
Father John Yogurt was defrocked from the clergy today for being asexual, following a papal ruling that “vows of chastity don’t count without temptation.” The Pope later commented “You gotta have that dog in you”
2025 stats:
0 dubai chocolate ingested
0 labubus bought
0 episodes of stranger things watched
it’s crazy how i will be having the worst time of my life and i will still be on here . Reblogging posts
they’re hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives