hey bitches *affectionately*

I left my enclosure (home)

and had enrichment time (retail therapy)

do my granny pajamas turn you on, y/n?

she’s got pink eye and didn’t want you guys to know, don’t tell her I told you

who’s gonna let me spit in their mouth?

hi, I haven’t brushed my hair in 24 hours

trying to take pictures of your tits in bed with clingy pets is hard

but i persevere

pregnancy changed my boobs/nipples but I’m trying to learn to love them the way I did before

a week ago you came into this world as I almost left it

i’d tear myself apart for you again in any universe

my little flame

Our beautiful red headed boy came into this world at 2:32 pm on August 11th

66 days from due date and I’m consistently kicked so hard from the inside that my titties bounce