Confession: I think Dorian and Solas have a fun game where solas has to guess if Dorian nutted over the balcony or it was raven shit
Confession: I owe my gay awaking to Dragon Age. At first it was jerking off to the manly groans at the Pearl in DAO, then it was when i thought about Alistair and Zevran taking me to Paris…
Confession: I wanna fuck the orb (EDI)
Confession: I want to worship Liara’s entire beautiful body with kisses in the most tender and loving way
Confession: absolutely need dorian to tie me to the bed, blindfold me and take his sweet indulgent glorious time using me for his pleasure, edging me for hours until he finally lets me come deep inside him
Confession: It must be so difficult being the Commander of an entire army. Cullen must be so stressed. I’m more than happy to sit beneath his desk and provide him with the stress relief he deserves, whenever he needs it
Confession: need neve gallus to top me with in an inch of my life and then make me eat her out until my jaw hurts. i need to be her butch lapdog so bad
Confession: Imagining Nathaniel balls deep in me, and he’s still thinking of murdering me (it’s before he finds out his dad was evil)
Confession: To have Femshep undress me with the same precision she has with her weapons. Whew.
Confession: I don’t need therapy. I need Kaidan Alenko and Donovan Hock to sandwich me and let me process my feelings.