Dirty Bioware Confessionsadult / 18+ / content.
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whatever effects your mass. masters your taint. embraces your eternity. explores your deep roads.nsfw warning for obvious reasons.
SUBMISSIONS ARE: OPEN
F.A.Q.
Confession: It must be so difficult being the Commander of an entire army. Cullen must be so stressed. I’m more than happy to sit beneath his desk and provide him with the stress relief he deserves, whenever he needs it
This is gonna be a bit too SFW for this blog, but in honor of that transfem! Cullen post, I have a small scenario where Dorian gives trans woman! Cullen a makeover. Dorian puts some eyeliner, some lip gloss on her, shaves the stubble and waxes her legs.
Then he has Cullen/Colleen try on some dresses, and Cullen/Colleen finds a pink off-the-shoulder one and cries from happiness.
Cullen/Coleen starts to grow out her hair, until it gets to be pretty shoulder-length princess curls. Leliana helps her out with her fashion game and Dorian eventually takes Cullen/Colleen to Tevinter so she can get the transition magic she so richly deserves.
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I’m releasing this into the wild if anyone wants to adopt a plot bunny!
-r
Confession: Cullen would absolutely love to be suffocated by my Inky’s tits. Laying beneath her as she rides him, pressing her boobs into his face. He will think he’s gunna end up joining the Maker
Confession: Did I purchase a big ol’ dildo in the black friday sales? Yes. Will I use it and imagine Cullen’s drilling me? Perhaps.
Confession: I want to sit under the war table with my mouth around Cullen’s cock and be his stress relief
Confession: *slams fist on table* yes, Cullen is a munch but I don’t think that happened pre inquisition
And there is something soooooooooooooo hot about teaching a man to eat pussy. Let me get that beautiful blonde man on his knees and tell him how to serve. Please 😭
Confession: *slams fist on table* IM REPLAYING INQUISITION SIMPLY TO ROMANCE CULLEN AGAIN AND ITS MAKING ME MENTALLY ILL. MAKER’S BREATH I LOVE THAT MAN
FUCK
Confession: I want to kiss and lick Cullen’s scar. I want to know what that scar on his lips feels like - is it rough or soft?
I wonder if they’re cold, warm, or super chapped.
I want to know man!
Confession: Woke up hard as a rock and feeling an extreme desire to fuck Cullen’s face while he’s laying on his back. Sliding my cock in and out, feeling my balls hit his face with every thrust, until I finally whip it out and shoot my load all over his face. We should put a picture of Cullen with cum all over his face in The Louvre now that they have room, because it’d surely be a work of art.
Confession: Chancellor Rodrick refers to Cullen as “your Templar” when talking to the inquisitor and Cullen nearly cums on the spot :)
This is because he is already madly in love with the Inquisitor and wants to be hers💖