guys. holy fuck

im not just OP im actually the hawlucha in the picture. místico later put me in a pokeball but we dont gotta get into that

healthcare professional 🫡

naruto and sasuke wouldn’t pass the hunter exam but gon and killua would pass the chunin exam

naruto and sasuke didn’t even pass the chunin exam

*weeps uncontrollably at 9 o'clock in the morning*

God, I love randos on the internet who just want to be kind.

@gothiccharmschool reminded me of you!

Ohhhhh that was wonderful!

reblog this post for your chance to be KIDNAPPED by the BIRD KING!

rules:

1. only reblogs count
2. no giveaway blogs
3. you dont have to be following me
   
4. the BIRD KING has not given me the full details on what he plans to do with the person he kidnaps
5. from what i know, i believe he plans to make you his BIRD QUEEN
6. or possibly BIRD KING-CONSORT or if you prefer gender-neutral terms then just BIRD CONSORT. it does not matter. the BIRD KING is PANSEXUAL
7. the giveaway will end WHEN THE BIRD KING DEMANDS IT
8. leave your inbox open, ill contact the winner on where and when they will be KIDNAPPED by the BIRD KING

good luck!

i wanna be kidnapped by lil birb king

I do too, @god-is-disappointed

I’m sorry that God is disappointed. If God is all-powerful, then can He make a Bird King more powerful than Himself so that He can win this giveaway?

If the Bird King chooses not to kidnap God after He enters the giveaway, does this mean… what does that MEAN?

Indeed it has @ithinkthiswasabadidea

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

Yeah, I’d have killed a man for this bedroom as a kid

How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

I try and avoid engagementbait when I can but look at his EYES

the only eyes it's right to describe as orbs

"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

Reblog and put in the tags a TRULY unpopular fandom opinion that you have that you’re sure would get you tarred and feathered in most fandom spaces.

doctor: you’ve lost too much blood! what’s ur type?!?!

me: how do u think i got into this mess

official vampire post

If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.

😂❤️

Truly, the world is a better place for having skilled people who are willing to use their skills in the pursuit of incredible silliness.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, this is strangely soothing.