honestlyitsjustsam:

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max synergy reached

 Wednesday, 14th of January, 8016 comments
   #dispatch,

artsekey:

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More Dispatch pixel sprites, featuring Blazer, Sonar, and a biblically accurate Beef (his collar was red last time I posted him, whoops)

 Wednesday, 14th of January, 9927 comments
   #dispatch,

tyaki129:

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 Wednesday, 14th of January, 1476 comments
   #dispatch,

threeeyedhamster:

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It’s not ghost but uhh yaoi?

 Wednesday, 14th of January, 320 comments
   #dispatch,

yumchxa:

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Robert slipped

(December 17, 2025)

 Wednesday, 14th of January, 5997 comments
   #dispatch,

fonabun-art:

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“I thought…”
“I know.”

 Tuesday, 13th of January, 1977 comments
   #dispatch,

mintish0:

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After a fight…

Ftm flambae?!?!



Support me on Patr3on!

 Tuesday, 13th of January, 151 comments
   #dispatch,

is-dannn:

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 Tuesday, 13th of January, 1003 comments
   #dispatch,

sn4py:

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Flambae is a little busy 🤏🏻

 Tuesday, 13th of January, 1216 comments
   #dispatch,

The more dispatch I play the more pissed off I get about the whole “twilight for men” thing because like

I won’t lie. Dispatch has some serious problems. Robert being sexually assaulted and played as a joke wasn’t cool, nor were the several racist comments. Most of those problems are just a couple off color moments or the edge going a bit too far.

But in general Dispatch has a very diverse cast and portrays a lot of ethnicities that aren’t common in the media in a mostly respectful manner. It’s far from perfect, but when was the last time you actually saw a Sikh or Afghan character in mainstream media that wasn’t a nasty stereotype?

Twilight though? Twilight is fucking Problematic on pretty much every level. Dispatch has a few moderately racist jokes? Well Twilight directly harmed the Quileute Tribe and has almost no racialized characters that aren’t harmful stereotypes. Dispatch has a few off color jokes where sexual assault isn’t taken seriously? Well the main fucking plot of Twilight is the teen mc getting stalked, groomed, and abused by an older man. Dispatch is kinda liberal and doesn’t adequately critique the whole “superhero cops private corp” situation? Well Twilight is ideologically fucking Mormon.

I just think that comparing a piece of media that is wildly bigoted and straight up cult propaganda to an edgy bro game just because they have a love triangle is pretty disingenuous

 Tuesday, 13th of January, 22 comments
   #dispatch,

bendystrawback10032020:

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UHHMM!!

I may like waterboy a normal amount.

also Robert can g e t it.

 Monday, 12th of January, 14827 comments
   #dispatch,

7rage:

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“I forgive you, wetboy. But I’ll get my lick back, one way or another.”

IMMMM STILL WRITING THIS FUCKASS FIC OUGHHHHHH

 Monday, 12th of January, 1684 comments
   #dispatch,

badlydrawnwaterbae:

A panel of a comic about Flambae and Waterboy.  Panel 1: Flambae approaches Waterboy, who is in the middle of cleaning something. Flambae is smiling.  Dialogue: Flambae: Hey, Waterboy. Could you do me a /favor/? Waterboy: A fuh-- A favor??ALT
A panel of a comic about Flambae and Waterboy.  Panel 2: Waterboy is looking back at Flambae (who is off-screen). He is blushing and grinning. There is only a thought bubble connected to him, and in the thought bubble in a grey sketch of an angular, smiling Flambae with his arm on an angular, smiling Waterboy's shoulder. The grey sketch is purely Waterboy's imagination.  Dialogue: Waterboy (thoughts): "Favor"... Could he mean... Imaginary Flambae in Waterboy's thoughts: I've got an "itch" I need you to scratch, if you know what I mean... Waterboy (thoughts): Uhuhuhu...ALT
A panel of a comic about Flambae and Waterboy.  Panel 3: Flambae and Waterboy are looking at each other and smiling. Both of their eyes are half closed and they both look relaxed. Waterboy is holding a spray bottle and a washcloth.  Dialogue: Flambae: Could you...  There is a large thought bubble above Waterboy's head that is filled with hearts and kissy-lips, and there are also three black bars inside the thought bubble, each with different text on it: "CENSORED", "XXX", and "OOH SEXOO".ALT
A panel of a comic about Flambae and Waterboy.  Panel 4: The composition of this panel is exactly the same as that of panel 3. Flambae has the same facial expression, but has his left hand up to his shoulder. He is pointing with his thumb behind himself. Waterboy looks shocked and concerned, as if he was snapped out of a daydream. He is no longer smiling. The speech bubble of Flambae's dialogue has an arm holding a pin, and it is popping the thought bubble Waterboy had in the previous panel. In place of the perverse thought bubble, there are now a couple small clouds and large SFX text that reads "POP!".  Dialogue: Flambae: /Come with me to my niece's dance recital?/ I get bored in the waiting room, and Prism's busy. I need someone to talk to. Waterboy: OH!!ALT
A panel of a comic about Flambae and Waterboy.  Panel 5: Waterboy looks withered and wilted as he looks up at the ceiling. He is drawn with warped lines. The background is dark with wavy lines, which represents his current feelings of awkwardness and shame. Flambae is off-screen, but his speech bubble has a small, confused Flambae head.  Dialogue: Waterboy: O-... Oh my God... You... Why did I... Waterboy: Ohh I'm /filthy/... I'm a fucking /pig/... Flambae: Huh?? You okay, dude?? What the fuck are you talking aboutALT
A panel of a comic about Flambae and Waterboy.  Panel 6: A completely withered and shriveled Waterboy is walking away from Flambae. Waterboy looks miserable. Flambae is shocked and confused as he yells at Waterboy.  Dialogue: Waterboy: I'll be- right- hold on, I gotta. I'm gonna go jump in front of an oncoming train Flambae: WHAT ABOUT MY NIECE'S FUCKING DANCE RECITAL??ALT
 Monday, 12th of January, 1981 comments
   #dispatch,

zipiukevicius:

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The aftermath of waterboy’s concert

 Monday, 12th of January, 1352 comments
   #dispatch,

yourfavesaysfag:

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Malevola Bing from Dispatch says fag!

 Sunday, 11th of January, 28 comments
   #I would be surprised if she HASNT called Robert a fag, #dispatch,
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