upthewitchypunx
datasoong47
geekysteven
My dream job is to run a cozy little bookshop, but without worrying about having to succeed as a small business. So basically a money laundering front where I get to read
I have a suggestion.
I don't think cock and ball torture will get us there, but I appreciate your proactive impulse
Sorry, thought you were someone else
datasoong47
s-h-a-s-e
”university is turning all of our beautiful girls into UGLY transgenders!” I ☝🏾 for one ☝🏾 think it’s super fucking awesome that these guys are moving out after being held in such a tight chokehold for the majority of their developmental years and finally getting to taste freedom for the first time in their lives. and I think it’s even MORE fucking awesome that the first thing they do upon tasting said freedom is turn into men. Good for them!
toyboxcore
avoliot
okay i’m now sitting on the finalised cover and it’s the most goddamn beautiful thing i’ve seen in my life. let me post it. come on.
frustratedasatruar
burnbrighterthanever
Thinking about the Holmes story where a blind girl goes to him and is like "My fiancé is missing and he kept telling me the week leading up to his disappearance that he would always love me and come back for me,were anything to happen so I think he knew he was in trouble and I love him so much and I'm going to wait for him but I'd like to find him faster,ya know?" And Holmes figures out that it was this girl's parents to scam her out of money she was owed from an estate which she gave to them because she was still living at home,which she wouldn't be if she ever married,so her step father PRETENDED TO DATE HER for MONTHS to keep her from ever getting engaged to a real person and when Holmes finds out he confronts this man and this man is like "Well,you caught me! But it wasn't illegal:) so:)" and Holmes is like "No,but it was sickening and cruel and if she had a brother or good male friend he should post you up and whip you but she doesn't." And the man is like "No,she doesn't." And does the Victorian version of sticking his tongue out and Holmes is like "Well,I guess I'll do then!" And HE PULLS OUT HIS HUNTING WHIP.
Holmes really went:
This is what we mean when we say everyone should support people with disabilities
Be the Sherlock Holmes chasing domestic abusers with a riding crop that you wish to see in the world.
avoliot
straight-to-the-pain asked:
I just wanted to ask if your next book is about lesbians 🥺 (it’s okay if not I’ll read it anyway but just wondering <3) -S
Can confirm VERY MUCH lesbians. However I wouldn’t put it down as good lesbian rep because these two have the relationship instincts of a youtuber in a hurricane and nobody should take them as a good example of anything.
evilwickedme
simplyender
yesterday my uber driver told me he stopped wearing glasses and just decided his eyes were better and I was like man as the passenger in this elantra I would like you to keep more secrets from me
charl0ttan
0x4468c7a6a728
In Free Roam mode of Mario Kart World, NPCs will be waiting at train stations to board trains. Attempting to block their way in reveals that they enter the train very forcefully, which results in the player being flung into the air as seen in the footage.
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