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hi everybody!

i got a bunch of followers all at once for some reason and the new year’s coming up, so i thought i’d give you guys some context for whatever the hell im talking about at any given time.

my name’s vittoria, i also go by vito. i currently work in insurance, but i was recently accepted into college to finish my bachelor’s degree part time. i’m doing my degree in astronomy and planetary sciences, and my intention is to go to law school and become a licensed attorney. my goal is to eventually work in space law.

i recently got a little white cat named simon who is unrepentantly evil and also my sweet baby boy.

if you’re following me for the aesthetic posts be advised that i do occasionally experience deranged bouts of obsession with the nbc network show suits (2011) and i will not be stopping anytime soon

feel free to say hi!

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tricky-pockets

amazing how much it throws people off if you say "nice!" in a sincere tone when they tell you they gained some weight.

i've done this accidentally a few times before remembering that people usually expect me to commiserate in that situation, and man. that's a weird recalibration to have to make. like, my kneejerk reaction to "I put on a few pounds over the holidays" is to think "ah, you've been getting enough to eat, which of course is good."

tricky-pockets

the only time I lost a noticeable amount of weight in a short time was when I was having too many panic attacks and couldn't stomach more than a couple bites of a pancake. queasy and no appetite. I felt dead. so it takes me a minute to remember that when someone tells me they lost weight, they usually don't want me to ask "oh no, are you okay?"

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gayhoediaz

@ people who carry bags everywhere what do you put in them what is there to bring other than chapstick, keys, phone and maybe a tampon why are you packing a suitcase to be outside for 5 hours

bro thats my inventory deodorant dry shampoo lipstick mascara eyeliner hand sanitizer nail clippers mirror toothbrush toothpaste earring backs face wash makeup wipes hand cream face cream lip balm sewing kit hair tie claw clip sunglasses planner pen highlighters box cutter lighter checkbook wallet keys which have a multitool and a knife on the ring a separate multitool in the makeup bag tampons toothpicks tide pen comb pwr bank and a lipstick holder keychain that has a swiss army knife in it so bottle opener saw pliers screwdriver can opener awl oh jesus thats 4 knives but i do it bc i dont trust other ppl to be prepared for an emergency. i will not be caught slippin