kpop stan locked into a Saw trap where they have to take a multiple choice test on the correct way to use various AAVE terms and if they get below a 70% they explode
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sidenote I'm really glad other people on that first post also say they have an autistic accent because I've mentioned that this exists to neutrotypical people and they always look at me like I'm crazy but it's absolutely real and I feel extremely vindicated
grade school bullies are the only reliable test for autism
Anonymous asked:
Are you taking simp applications yet????💖💖💖
doubleca5t answered:
You send them in and they go straight to the shredder
I know you guys are joking but you still manage to test my patience
My fiancee: "Minthara is awesome, she doesn't get enough love"
Me: "She doesn't get as much love because you have to kill a bunch of civilians to get her in your party."
Fiancee: "God forbid women do anything"
playing bg3 as a woman liker is actually just a personality test to see how much evil you’re willing to excuse a girl for in the name of getting some good pussy:
Karlach: total sweetheart from the beginning. Evil women simply are not a draw for you
Shadowheart or Lae'zel: rude, abrasive, and casually racist at the start, but get a lot better once they get further into their character arcs and start unpacking their traumatic upbringings. Very much for the “I can fix her” crowd
Minthara: you have to commit literal war crimes to sleep with her. You are so easily manipulated by mean women it’s not even funny
Bro I do not understand how all you other tgirls are out here doing software development for a living this shit SUCKS
What's that? The requirement I asked for is no longer in scope? How about you "scope" deez nuts
Ok buddy if you're so "Agile" why don't you "sprint" toward some bitches
If I have to spend one more hour of my life writing test scripts I’m gonna commit a federal crime
Anonymous asked:
test test
this post is like a rorshach test that reveals people's psychosexual frustrations
I had to take a piss test for a job I got hired at today, and this is the name of the fuckin company that makes the tests
