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Headcanons for Donna Beneviento with a human s/o with a cold

Reading through my other RE8 works and these headcanons hit me like a truck.

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  • Donna is the second most prepared of the Four Lords to help a human s/o with an illness.
  • She has more remembered experience with it since her mutation, plus frequent exposure to her “experiments”, has left her more susceptible or with similar symptoms.
  • She first panics that you’re going to die (patting you all over with trembling hands and looking for wounds or pain). But once she calms down a bit, she takes charge (a diversion from her usual withdrawn personality) - get to your stations, people (dolls). It’s go time, this is what we trained for.
  • Donna and her dolls are here to take care of your every need.
  • Stay in bed - You cannot escape her smothering love.
  • Donna ensures you take or have everything you need on time. She and her army of dolls are at your beck and call.
  • Need some blankets? They’re piling up the least mouldy ones over your feet while Donna knits new covers for you.
  • Thirsty? Hungry? Expect cups of water and trays of food brought by four dolls holding them over their heads.
  • She’s got medicines to give you too (bought from the Duke, as well as her own herbal concoctions). We’re talking decongestants, painkillers, antihistamines, sleeping draughts, expectorants, etc… Any medicine she can get her hands on.
  • Not to mention she’s made soft, irritant-friendly clothes for you to wear when you’re ill. No, you cannot refuse to wear them…well, you can, but she will pout for a very long time. She made it for you, to help you recover, so why won’t you accept it? Between her hidden pouting and silent treatment and Angie’s loud complaining, it will be easier to just accept the outfit (multiple baggy layers and all…and are those…ruffles?).
  • If the illness is serious, she gets weepy but incredibly proactive, while Angie just goes really silent and watches you all the time. You’re confined to bed, and the scent of medicine and flowers fills the room as Donna goes overboard with keeping you alive.
  • However, if it’s just the common cold/flu and Donna has been assured you aren’t dying, she calms down.
  • Donna will want to cuddle. She doesn’t care if she might catch something; she can survive it, and she wants to listen to your heartbeat (just to double-check you’re alive).
  • If it’s not serious, Angle will relentlessly tease you and comment on how weak you are. The loudmouthed doll is both your worst nightmare and blessing all in one. She will demand cuddles and that you entertain her (or let her entertain you, since you are now a captive audience - prepare to be serenaded).
  • She loudly screams for whatever you ask for to be brought to you by other dolls (she only quiets down if she notices you look uncomfortable or if Donna is in the room … or if you smother her with your blankets under the excuse of a hug).
  • When you recover, it will be about two days before you get full freedom back without a worried doll trailing you (Donna doesn’t want you overdoing it).
  • Donna will be gifting you more clothes, more layers, and she will pout if you don’t wear them. Silverware/silver thread and copper thread against your skin will feature heavily (for their antibacterial properties). You will catch her sewing while wearing heavy-duty gloves to avoid the itching she gets when she touches the threads for a prolonged time.
  • She will start trying to clean up her home properly. Getting rid of the spores and pollen and dust and webs…even if she starts coughing when she breathes in the cleaning chemicals (bought from the Duke). Even if you help by cleaning in her stead, she’ll still try to help or send dolls to carry things for you.
  • You cannot convince her not to do this; she loves you and doesn’t want to lose you to something unseen like illness.
  • Donna will never admit how scared she gets when you’re ill, but it will always show in her actions.
  • Once you’re completely recovered, enjoy your freedom (at least until you get sick again).
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Anonymous asked:

Hey! Could you do some headcanos/ a One Shot where Donna Beneviento finds Out that you Always sleep With one of her dolls at night. Like you cuddle With them to sleep better you know what i mean lol.

Awww this is adorable. I love this prompt!

Have some headcanons 🧡

  • Donna falls in love with you all over again every night. The sight of you holding her creations gives her the same rush of oxytocin as a parent does seeing their partner hold their child close.
  • She will sit on the side of the bed and gently brush the back of one hand across your brow.
  • She will want to sleep with you in the cuddle pile. (Although she may feel the tiniest hint of jealousy at not being the one you’re exclusively cuddling … but she made the dolls so technically she’s receiving cuddles by proxy.)
  • She loves that you’re not scared of her dolls.
  • She loves that you show them affection even more.
  • Spoil them too much and the dolls may start trying to call you “dad” or “mum”. They will stop if you call them out on it.
  • Since you cuddle them to sleep. Donna will grow plants with calming effects that aid sleep, and fill her dolls with their essence or spray them with perfumes made from the most potent plants.
  • If you have any respiratory issues that would mean the sprays could be harmful to you, she will invent a new fabric woven from the plants. If you have allergies or skin issues, she will invent, grow, and formulate a new medicine or chemical to get rid of your allergies.
  • There is nothing this woman would not do for cuddles (or proxy doll cuddles).
  • The dolls will try and sing you to sleep. It will either sound really terrible or really good, depending on the dolls involved and the condition they are in.
  • If you love music, Donna may make a few special dolls with woodwind innards or internal bells to sing for you. She will buy the woodwind instruments from the Duke or (after great deliberation) she will ask Heisenberg for help.
  • She will also sew some pajamas for you; thermal and padded to make sleeping in the cold manor surrounded by dolls more comfortable.
  • Donna will also perform more repairs on the dolls than she did before. They can’t have any sharp edges (porcelain) or molding threads if you’re cuddling them.
  • Angie will demand cuddles. She wants in on the cuddle pile.
  • Since you are completely comfortable around the dolls, tea parties are a regular occurrence.
  • Donna will blush like a tomato if you pull her into your lap during those tea parties (regardless of your gender).
  • Angie will demand to also sit on your lap. (All the dolls want to sit in your lap, give in you are now their second parent).
  • Donna loves you … and the fact that you find comfort in and trust her dolls, and by extension, her, just gives her another reason to love you.
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I suddenly remembered that one post about vegan vampires drinking coconut water and taking vitamin D supplements to survive and I just...can't stop imagining a modern Not-evil AU of the Family in Re8, where Lady Alcina Dimitrescu is a health-trend gym mum.

Like, she's sipping her coconut water and talking about her latest diet, while also yelling at Heisenberg to quit smoking and recommending six different skin-care products to Moreau.

The castle has a personal gym. She has a live-in nutritionist.

Nobody in House Dimitrescu dares skip leg-day.

The girls are really into tiktok.

Everyone's happy.

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To add to the AU:

  • Everyone still has their powers.
  • Mother Miranda didn't go f-ing nuts trying to resurrect her daughter and instead decided to honour her memory by running a local charity in her name, which helps impoverished families who can't afford medicine.
  • However, she did do the experiments with the Cadou in an attempt to create a cure for all illnesses. After the Lords were created she realised this was harmful and unhealthy and stopped...but hey, what was done was done - the Lords exist now.


  • Alcina Dimitrescu still has the wine business.
  • She also runs a blood donation charity using part of the profits, providing blood for hospitals (and also some for her and her daughters..for a treat).


  • Donna Beneviento is a creative entrepreneur who runs the local theatre and puts on plays with Angie and the dolls, while also running her online etsy.
  • She also grows the plants used to make medicine that gets distributed by Mother Miranda's charity.


  • Salvatore Moreau looks after the reservoir and makes sure the water is healthy.
  • Also, the enzyme he produce is studied by Mother Miranda for making better medicines, e.g. enzyme therapy.
  • Leader of the local anti-littering movement.
  • Likes to scare tourists by appearing out of the reservoir in fish form. He is the local cryptid (like nessie) that draws tourists to the area.


  • Karl Heisenberg still runs the factory - aka the coolest club and event centre in town. (This man is so dramatic you can't tell me he wouldn't be this extra.)
  • The main building is the factory as we know it - used as a production centre for his creations, as well as hospital equipment for Mother Miranda and general technology.
  • However, several more buildings are on the grounds which hold a cinema, a club, a haunted house (featuring the robots built by Heisenberg), and Donna's theatre.
  • Certified coolest uncle.


Bonus: Guide dog Lycans. Guide Lycans!

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To add even more:

  • Got a couple OC’s:
  • Since Miranda never fully completed her experiments or removed a few Cadou before they killed the people they were implanted in, quite a few more survived beside’s the Lords.
  • E.g., A few of the elderly villagers are stronger than the average person.
  • There’s also a pair of twins who age slower than normal and have short range telepathy but only with each other, they work as doctors in the town.
  • One of Heisenberg’s brothers survived and had a family off their own. The children and grandchildren of which live next to Heisenberg and work in the family businesses.
  • Similar situation with Donna’s older sister, who’s children have families of their own and live on the Beneviento estate. Her parents didn’t realise she’d survived though and still committed suicide. This was the major trigger for Miranda to stop with the experiments.
  • As for the game:
  • Miranda’s experiments still inspire the guy who started Umbrella Corp. So the events of all the other games still happen (including RE7). Except the Connections developed their variant of the mold themselves with stolen samples without Miranda’s direct involvement.
  • Ethan and Mia still have Rosemary and go into witness protection.
  • Did I mention Mother Miranda has severe anxiety and trauma from her guilt, (especially over what she did to the Lords).
  • Miranda actually senses their presence nearby and panics thinking she’s made another infected Lord without realising. She journeys to their house and arrives while Ethan and Mia are both asleep. She follows the most powerful presence and finds Rosemary in her cot, (Rosemary’s aura also overshadows Mia and Ethan so she doesn’t realise straight away that this couple aren’t normal).
  • She panics and decides to borrow Rose, see if she can cure her, and return her before (hopefully) the parents wake up.
  • Her swift exit is interrupted by Chris and the squad, Miranda panics, stuff blows up, waking up Mia and Ethan. Mia gets lost in chaos and Ethan ends up in the woods after chasing the sketchy lady with his kid.
  • The events of the game begin.
  • The villagers act all mysterious and sketchy because, A) they think he’s high or something (the man came running out of the woods covered in mud and blood and yelling about his baby and monsters), and B) they all know not to reveal the existence of the immortal Lords to outsiders (but acting extra evasive and mysterious does help to bring in tourists).
  • Also a few guide Lycans in training snap at him, which sends Ethan into a whole new panic.
  • Eventually, after he keeps running around and yelling about Miranda stealing his kid, most realise this may actually have something to do with the Lords and direct him towards Castle Dimitrescu.
  • Heisenberg was on his way to borrow (steal) some more wine for his bar when he catches Ethan breaking in. Knowing about Lady Dimitrescu’s rules about men in the castle, he assumes he’s some kind of burglar or pervert and knocks him out, taking him to the meeting to ask her what to do with him.
  • Ethan starts demanding to see his daughter the second he wakes up and Miranda apologizes for taking her without asking first. She also lets him know his daughter is currently being babysat by Donna’s family.
  • Ethan is released and calmed once he knows they’re all going to take him to see Rosemary.
  • But then he spots a Lycan sniffing his hand and jumps back…and trips into the Labyrinth.
  • It’s designed to be a scare maze for tourists but Heisenberg hasn’t finished it yet/done all the safety checks. Ethan is guided through it and eventually gets back out in the village, before he leaves Heisenberg tells him to go back to Castle Dimitrescu and everyone will just meet him there.
  • So he does.
  • Lady Dimitrescu shows up right before his daughters try and drag him to the living room for monopoly and drags him away to the Beneviento estate, promising her daughters if they’re good they can play with the manthing later.
  • Finally arriving at the estate, Ethan is happy to see a very sleepy Rosemary.
  • Donna’s great-nieces have basically been playing tea-party with her for the past three hours.
  • Everyone’s kind-off happy and Ethan is explaining what happened to him and Mia to Mother Miranda to explain why she was picking up the vibes from Rosemary (much to her horror) when suddenly Heisenberg gets a call from his nephew.
  • Some military looking men knocked out their dad and broke into the old part of the factory.
  • Now the rest of the game becomes Ethan and the Lords trying to tell Chris to STOP BLOWING THINGS UP FOR ONE DAMN MINUTE AND LISTEN TO ME!!!! THERE’S NO THREAT, DAMN IT!!!! IGNORE THE MOLD MASS I KNOW IT’S CREEPY!!!! CHRIS? CHRIS!!!!! PUT THE TRIGGER DOWN CHRIS!!!!
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jaychirps asked:

I'm back again with some more male Dragon-shifter reader. Maybe this time the reader is courting Heisenberg, Donna, and Lady Dimitrescu. How does the reader go about this, and how do they react?? Please and thank you :D


These head canons will first be how you act, and then how they react.


Your courting will be a mix of human and dragon methods:

  • Gift giving (jewels, handmade trinkets, weapons, etc…)
  • Hunting and presenting the spoils to a potential mate
  • Cooking for them
  • Romantic Dates
  • Showing off with your flames (burning things, making shapes, lightning any fireplaces, etc…)
  • Nights in reading or watching a movie
  • Tactile affection (hand holding, hair brushing, hugs, etc…)
  • Showing off your strength and skills (lifting huge stones, picking them up, fixing things, etc…)
  • Proving you can protect them (fighting a dozen lycans at once, kill Mother Miranda, etc…)


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jaychirps asked:

I really love your writing and noticed your asks are open (i think). And, I checked your masterlist and didn't see RE8 listed as a universe you write for, so you can ignore this if you want. But, could I request Heisenberg, Donna, and Lady Dimitrescu reacting to a male dragon-shifter reader who has decided to make the character's residence their hoard, and as such, going to extreme lengths to protect them and the residence?

OOOHHH 😮😳 How did you know dragons (and by extent dragon shifters) are my favourite things in the whole wide world!!!!!

As a treat, you get all four of the Lords’ reactions. 😎

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Anonymous asked:

Are you still taking RE8 requests? If you aren’t then feel free to disregard but if you are,

May I request some Heisenberg with a SO who has a child already (like the bio dad ditched them or died or whatever you choose) and Heisenberg’s reaction to their SO’s kid calling him ‘dad’ for the first time? Or maybe he overheard them talking about him all prpud like “yeah that’s my DAD”

I just

I can’t get the thought out of my mind

The feels

Oooooohhh this is a good one. (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

For context, s/o’s kid is pretty young, like between four and six young. It’s partly why Heisenberg immediately hid s/o from Mother Miranda and the other’s instead of turning them in.


  • He hates his forced family, (individually, he has mixed feelings, but all together, HATE) all he used to dream about was getting away and being on his own. But when he met you…he started dreaming of a family life, like the one you used to talk about.


  • Maybe he is called ‘dad’ to his face. Maybe he overhears you and your kid talking while drawing and you ask them if the third person in the picture is Heisenberg, and they say “yeah, that’s dad”.


  • He’s instantly flustered. Does a movie-worthy double take.
  • It could be the light, but you’re pretty sure his eyes glow for a second.
  • Tries to play it off like he’s cool. Throws out a, “Thanks kid”, and finger guns, before sliding out of the room.
  • If they try and give him the picture, he awkwardly praises it and promises to tape it on the best wall in the factory (not the revolution one).


  • But once he gets out of sight, two words: Cue waterworks.
  • He flees to a secluded corner or his workshop and just, sinks to the floor, pulls his hat off and screams into it.
  • He’s surprised by how happy hearing that word made him.
  • It actually pisses him off slightly, because it scares him; because of who and what he is, if things had gone slightly differently, it would have been him handing the kid and you to Mother Miranda.
  • His only experience of parenting, that he can remember, is of Mother Miranda’s “loving” instruction, while his memories of his biological family are hazy and fragmented at best. So, he’s terrified he’s gonna mess this up and the kids gonna start hating him.


  • Heisenberg becomes even more protective of the kid and his s/o. He’s ready to die for them at the drop of a pin.
  • Creates a new soldat specifically made to guard them.


  • If he calls his s/o “buttercup”, he definitely starts calling the kid “sprout”.
  • He hand crafts new toys for the kid, including a huge rocking horse that can walk and gallop like a real one.
  • Tries to give the kid a gun, s/o shuts that down.
  • I think he would ask his s/o’s advice on connecting with the kid.
  • If the s/o ever asks their kid if they wanna go play with dad, and the kid just lights up and runs to Heisenberg to show him their toys, he will melt.
  • If he reads the kid a bedtime story, 9 times out of 10 he will fall asleep on the end of the bed/in his chair. (He needs the rest, let him sleep.)



  • Bonus: If s/o’s kid ever mentions wanting siblings, he will immediately volunteer to make that a reality. 😉😉 (If you know what I mean)
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