“… I want to be up there with the GREATS.” 

pirates:

Agreed!

detroittigers:

For me?! You shouldn’t have.

marlins:

That’s how Ozuna rolls. 

coloradorockies:

You deserve to sit down after that one, Ben Paulsen.

texasrangers:

Colby Lewis is an Airbender.

ladodgers:

Justin Turner was this close.

whitesox:

With stuff like this, NOBODY is safe.

detroittigers:

998… 999… 1,000!

chicagocubs:

De Norf Side.