I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything “sus” I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn’t even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because “she’s never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them.” I don’t think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.
just spoke with the funniest hater of all time. went to the optometrist, happened to be wearing my hadestown shirt. he asks me about it, I tell him it’s a musical and he tells me he hates musicals and lists a few he didn’t like. fair enough, but he listed mostly movie musicals, so I tell him that stage musicals are quite different. so he asks for my favorites and a few recommendations, and I also explain to him the differences between seeing a show on tour vs on broadway. I tell him he could check out the local theatre and see what’s in the next season, but he says he’d rather just fly to new york and see the broadway show if it’s the best version and that he probably wouldn’t like it. I tell him that sometimes people will like the tour version better just based on personal preference of singer performance. he says, I don’t really like singers, I just don’t really like music. I get my eyes dilated. I bum around for 15 minutes before going back. he checks my eyes and shows me that he pulled up a google search of hadestown to read up about it while we were waiting. he tells me again he hates musicals and can’t take them seriously, while actively looking at showtimes for hadestown at the walter kerr on broadway. I tell him each musical is very different so he should listen to the recordings of a few songs to see if he likes the vibe of a show before he wastes $200 on a ticket. he says nah I won’t do that because I probably wouldn’t like it, I just don’t like music. the broadway showtimes to hadestown are still pulled up on a browser tab. I cannot emphasize how many times he told me that he doesn’t like musicals or music while actively taking my recommendations and planning a theoretical trip to nyc specifically to see a broadway musical that he predicts he will hate. i respect it
