somethingusefulfromflorida:

thegaymertrainer:

This is such a skill

This is really impressive, but it also pushed me into a blind rage because I fucking hate the corporate training module voices

electricpurrs:

i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny

karma-crystal:

taintmotel:

This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏
Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏?
For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅‍♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME.
Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨‍✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨.

joasakura:

clean-acts-for-reasonable-prices:

focksincrocks:

tonyalmeida:

This is so delightful

Man: (exploding with glee)

Snek: (BEFUDDLED)

I like the “I think he likes me” while the snake is visibly trying to leave the situation

sherryzade:

only-tiktoks:

spacetrashpile:

i’m going to start saying “sorry i was stimming” in an indiana jones voice forever now

batshit-auspol:

So Australia has a yearly tradition going back over 20 years, that every Australia Day we all gather round our screens to watch an ad for a certain product. It’s so ingrained in our consciousness that the ads don’t even really relate to what they’re supposed to sell anymore, we all just know.

This year the ad broke containment, and non-Australians are having their brains melted by this bizarre tradition, so international followers, lets see if you can work out what this is trying to sell before the last few seconds.

ampervadasz:

Unmute !

thatsthat24:

we have adhd 💬

hypabeast:

dzamie:

dzamie:

demilypyro:

Demon girl faces a moral choice

Deme: So, either- either some sort of genocide, or…
Demily: So I did the genocide.
Deme: Ah, you did the genocide route, I see.
Demily: Um, wh- I mean… okay, it was that or kill a cool girl.
*both crack up laughing*
Demily: So I’m sorry, um, the epilogue killed me a mons- called me a monster. So on this playthrough I’m probably gonna do the other thing. Um, *laughs* it sounded better in the moment, I promise! It was not that-
Deme: God forbid women do anything.
Demily: *laughs* It was not that black and white in the moment, I promise you!
Deme: God forbid women do a LITTLE bit of genocide.
Demily: Look-

I tried my hand at putting subtitles in (wanted to see how much of a point I had about “video essayists have no excuse not to”), but it turns out that tumblr won’t let you embed videos in reblogs.

So here’s a link; it’ll 404 in about a day. (file host site puts time limits on files to keep hosting costs down)

Turns out it’s a bit more time consuming than I expected, but also a lot easier than I thought. .srt files are super easy to make, even in Notepad.

dude just use catbox.moe

…for some reason, I thought the size limit on catbox was much, much smaller.

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