a gente tem uma mecânica especial de sexo.
aguiar puts on the mask
agatha says the thing
always thinking about this btw. sangueee <3
Cellbit: All of you who failed, you start to feel a tingling inside you. You feel hunger, abstinence. You need to bite something, eat something, to feel this feeling even more intensely. You’re going to spend your next round to bite someone who’s close by, or yourself.
[…]
Cellbit: Did you fail?
Matt: Uh, I failed.
Cellbit: You have to bite someone or yourself.
[…]
Matt: Dude, I’m desperate then, and I’m gonna bite my octopus.
Cellbit: You bite your octopus, it’s full of paint— [chrk] You feel the blood running, the pain is so intense, it’s so good. Do 1d3 of damage to yourself.
new favorite cellbit clip thank u echo
“Uh… Ah, true, I can go over here- HOLY SHIT! ORGY?! …Ah no, organisation.”
he was making ordem jokes about “sr. veríssimo” the whole vod for obvious reasons but i liked this one especially
here’s Cellbit being very dedicated to roleplaying a cassette tape (because it was funny)
[transcript/translation (once again written with help from @pixiecaps <3):
Chico: So, I was saying to them - Morato recorded a video.
Xande: Yeah, I heard in the van…
Dara: No, another one!
Guizo: No, there’s another one.
Chico: A video for them. For the people who live here.
Guizo: (laughing) And it’s really good!
Chico: It’s just that they haven’t watched it!
Felps: I take—I take the tape and I put it on. For them to see.
Luis: Ah, play the tape—
Cellbit: Which tape?
Felps: Morato’s tape.
Cellbit: Ah, Morato’s tape?
Guaxi: (overlapping) What’s it like? I’m joking, I’m joking—I remember, I remember, I remember.
(Cellbit puts his hand forward like Morato at the start of the video, showing he’s acting it out again anyway, and Guaxi cackles)
Morato: Hello. It’s me, Morato, from the Satellite Television Show. This guide is just to remind you that the antenna stops working from 2:00 am—
Cellbit: You can stop the tape at any moment.
Morato: —from 2:00 am onwards. So, you can’t watch television—
Guaxi: No, let's—we’ll pretend we’ve seen the whole thing. Or—
Cellbit: You can—
Felps: No no no—skip to the good bit.
Guaxi: Ah, let’s.
Felps: Go directly to the part with peeing in the well.
Luis: (overlapping) When they’re talking—when they’re talking, Chico is pressing play.
Cellbit: (fast-forward talking noises, to general laughter from the players)
Morato: Ah. Don’t drink from the well. Don’t drink from it. I peed in it. Lots of times. So—
(Felps, in-character as Guizo, shakes Guaxi’s shoulder, laughing)
Luis: I paused it, I paused, I paused.
[Cellbit freezes, staring at the camera as they talk]
Guizo: I told you! It’s very—it’s not Morato! It’s not Morato who—
Chico: No, now—
Xande: I didn’t understand anything he was saying, man.
Chico: Let’s go, let’s go to the part that’s of interest.
Luis: There I go back a bit—
Cellbit: (gibberish noises as tape rewinds)
Luis: I pause—When he talks about the radio. Play.
Morato: Don’t forget to turn off the radios. If you start to hear weird noises, they can break the radio! And it’s expensi—
Luis: I paused.
Chico: Adagio said that Donisvaldo, up there—
Guizo: —just listens to the radio!
[video is 3x sped up as they keep talking amongst themselves while Cellbit stares, frozen, at the camera]
Chico: And the Enigma? Do Medo?
Dara: No, Enigma do Medo is—no!
[Cellbit breaks composure and laughs]
Guizo: No, it’s not do Medo— It’s do Mundo, desse Mundo.
Dara: The Enigma—
[further 3x speed, Cellbit frozen again]
Xande: I believe it.
Dara: Uh—
Felps: (pointing at Cellbit) He’s still paused, guys! (general laughter) I take the tape out.
Luis: (overlapping) I take it out— (laughs as Cellbit unfreezes and exhales in relief)
Dara: Uh, put on—put on the other tape.
end transcript.]
o pau de alguém está morto 💔