better luck next year buddy

they’re in my head and i’m the one paying rent

i think its funny when deltarune theorists try to paint the SOUL as evil when its like. literally you. thats you. "why is the SOUL doing all that to noelle" because they have a weird route guide open in another window idk man. u tell me.

how it feels to have no social media presence as an artist

attention patients, your chemotherapy is being replaced with a salvo of AIM-54 Phoenix missiles. please stand very still.

Everyone needs three hobbies: one to give you carpel tunnel, one to leave you sore and bruised, and one for your distant relatives to insist you monetize

found on MARC train.

i think they're just jealous of this guy's sick flips

@corbn4344

"let me kiss it better" voted number one thing to say when your friend is complaining about her boobs hurting

@elemental-drag0n this is you. you have literally done this.

Yeah

three-pronged forks as eating utensils are so funny. yeah to consume this tasty meal i will make use of my trusty trident.

Bro I implore you?!? I fucking beseech thee?!?!!?

this town ain't big enough for the two of us *spins tumbleweed* wha-

where'd my gun go!?!?

*pistol blows by in the background*

OP I would love to know what goes on in your life

so much

i love the "invent new gods" feature on minecraft

and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

for a moment i lived in a beautiful world where doctor who didn’t exist and this was simply a seven-ate-nine joke too layered for me to understand