Remember Why They Do It
ICE agents exist
To rape kids and to protect
People who rape kids
Sailors
Son, life will cause you
To forget, but remember,
In time, it all ends.
We Should Go Through And Talk About Some Of These Counts
If she does not want
To be choked and pounded out,
Is it really love?
Whatever Puppet They Want
Put a butt plug in
Her with an ashtray and a
Coke mirror built-in
We Have A Drinking Game
First, you tell me that
I am not allowed to, then
You ask I do it…?
Donna Summers Is Incredible
It is not that I
Will not. Baby, I ain’t tell
No lie- I CAN not.
Things You Do Not Necessarily Ask Everyday
That’s the thing, though, son-
So very rarely can it
All make sense to us.
Contacted
Too much spicy food.
Pooping feels like being butt-
Fucked by a yule log.
Doing Pretty Well
Bobby by the pound.
Whitney by the ki. DJ
Screw by the gallon.
At The Very Least They Are Not Part Of Your Family Tree
When you make that deal
With the Devil you had best
Believe you gon’ pay
Might Lose My Jacket
Set fire to the homes
Of the rich often so that
They fucking act right
Everybody Wants Everybody!
And when that does not
Work…again…boss, what would you
Fucking like done, then?
Hey, Friends!
You all really think
These rolo-dicked, virgin nerds
Are fuckin’ cool, huh?
Round Tables The Same Age
Nazis look sexy
As fuck when they have ten to
Twelve holes shot in them
Them Hollers Whisper Gary Webb’s Name
Dollars to donuts
You ain’t never seen a drug stash
As big as the Feds’
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