The problem with tumblr
- i am being pursued by a mysterious sphinx
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im being followed by a huge flying sphinx constantly
CLAW STUCK!!! CLAW STUCK!!!! PLEASE!!! I BEG YOU!!!!
Shower before poop, executed by troops / Poop before shower, you shall build the Great Tower
we the operas brothers let us sing you a song
Crab effigy vessel, Moche culture, Peru, 100-800 AD
from The Museum of Fine Arts Houston
They don't want you to know this but you can piss into a fairy ring while outside of it and it's like killing someone in international waters. it doesnt count
Try it I dare you.
wow so grumpy who pissed in your fairy ring this morning? OH LMAO WAIT IT WAS ME HAHAHAHAHAAHA suck it seelie i'm behind 7 holly water spritzers
What if they swim up your urethra like fish?
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i literally can't hear the bassoon
can somebody turn up the bassoon??
wood whittled przewalski horse