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I want a dachshund or other small dog because it seems like a good middle ground
Sorry for the unsolicited advice, but please do think it over. Dachshunds (and many other small breeds) actually require quite a lot of activity and exercise (mental and physical)*. If those needs aren't met, that can cause so many difficult behavioral problems. They're working dogs, after all: if they aren't given a job, they'll find one themselves (and it'll be likely something very annoying or unpleasant to you)
*yes, it does depend on the individual dog, but the general tendency points to those breeds being high energy
Chapter 7: Partial Differential
A faint, self-satisfied smile creeps across Agatha’s face. “Oh, I think Rio’s getting the message.”
Wanda’s expression says: I’m not sure I want to know what that means.
So of course Agatha elaborates: “In the last twenty-four hours I’ve enrolled Rio in three legal conferences she’s going to hate. One of them has ‘ethics’ in the title.” She makes a face, as if even saying the word burns. “That’s how you know it’s going to be insufferable.”
Wanda’s hand comes up in a slow, resigned facepalm.
“And,” Agatha adds, a little too pleased with herself, “I signed her up for approximately forty-seven motivational messaging services. All under incorrect spellings of her name. For the next two weeks she’s going to get texts at six a.m. that say things like, You’ve got this, Ria! Choose joy! and Every day is a gift, Reyo!”
Wanda doesn’t move her hand. She just exhales into it.


















