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gallusrostromegalus theshitpostcalligrapher

theshitpostcalligrapher

guys im laughign so hard at this like

okay backstory is that @gallusrostromegalus bought a truly buckwild amount of stuff for holiday sale/guest room decoration so i thought itd be nice to make/include a few lil bonuses into the order right?

So I sewed another chorb on the train and he turned out pretty good if a little lopsided. Fairly easy to put a pack together to start and finish the project on a 2 hour train, you just need the cut darts, felt accessories, some pins, fabric glue, stuffing, thread, needle and scissors right?

he’s got a lil goofy face. pogchamp.

but the funny thing about the creation of the train chorb is THIS selfie

where it looks like I’m using this little creature, this little creation by mine own hand, as a

got damn wizard orb/ magic focus

casting beams and casting beams and casting beams of chicken I guess??? I spose I’ve always been whatever artificer class is irl but this is fucken hilarious to me.

gallusrostromegalus

Oh it's on now (affectionate)

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biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

oh buddy you gotta see this bat

this is the Pallid Bat, they are intensely photogenic, i hope you enjoy their dainty little smiles!

FRIEND

bats i. i love this bat i love all bats but this bat. this is a special bat i am giving delicate little butterfly kisses to its goofy oversized ears but from a distance because That's A Wild Animal Ma'am

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

it is. so weird to me that I’m having to say this again after a real-life cartoon supervillian already once ran for president on a platform of hatred & fascism and won, but.

it’s November, please fucking vote

not a shitpost serious post this election cycle will DETERMINE what legislation gets passed it will DETERMINE THE FUTURE OF ABORTION RIGHTS AND GAY MARRIAGE AND OTHER LGBTQ+ PROTECTIONS the supreme court plans to destroy as much progress as possible and that means we have to rely on congress to protect those rights which they can only do if the Dems control the senate and the house we are in FULL BLOWN DAMAGE CONTROL MODE here especially because it is still somehow perfectly possible and actually probable that the festering pile of garbage in human form who recently tried to overthrow the government will end up back on the ballot in 2024 we still haven't recovered from 4 years of trump and if we don't show up at the polls it is perfectly possible we will get another 4 years vote this november to protect basic human rights and vote in november 2024 so we don't have to survive another 4 years under trump because many of us--the most vulnerable of us--won't survive. and many many more will suffer vote to protect yourself and your neighbors. vote to protect those who most need protection. vote because it is the right thing to do vote out of kindness and vote out of spite--because billionaires are spending insane amounts of money to prevent you from voting so tell them to get fucked and vote anyway do it out of spite and do it out of heart and do it out of rage and do it out of love show up us politics

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

you know what, I’m not done posting about baby bats!!!

here is a fact for you: rescued baby bats are regularly given little blankets and swaddled up like itty bitty bat burritos! this is a whole Thing

Oh, and sometimes they get tiny pillows!

And they get fed out of teensy baby bottles!

They are even given mini bat pacifiers to nurse on 💕

in conclusion, here is a baby bat yawning:

BABY BATS!!!

bats baby bats

gallusrostromegalus

kelp-kelp asked:

You don't think matcha is tea????

Matcha isn’t a Tea in my humble Opinion.

Matcha is an experience.

The year is 2009, the place is the University of Hawai'i at Manoa in Honolulu, and I am recovering from a still-undiagnosed disease that left me with a 100+ degree for over three weeks, extreme weight loss and permanent Brain Damage. I have signed up for an introductory Art History class because I need an additional Humanities credit.

It’s called “The History and Philosophy of the Japanese Tea Ceremony”, and for a class I can only sort of remember, it stands out.

Keep reading

Family Lore Tea Ceremony Matcha injury mention blood mention

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gallusrostromegalus cellarspider

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cellarspider

I’m a geneticist. I once watched one of my coworkers accidentally turn a quiche-filled tupperware into an improvised explosive device.

He technically removed the lid before putting it in the cafeteria microwave, but he did nothing else to keep it from forming a vapor seal. This meant that when he took it out, the remaining air trapped inside of it began to rapidly cool. He then proceeded to faff about for a while, before finally sitting down to eat his delicious home-cooked lunch.

Which promptly imploded as soon as it touched the cold dining table, coating the table in quiche and shards of tupperware.

Fortunately, no one was injured, even the culprit, who said he felt a piece of something bounce off his eyelid.

He ended up eating a sandwich that day, but he will never escape The Quiche Incident.