who else has fantasized about the Nutrient Brick

i saw these things in 7-11 today. i don’t know if they’re normal for 7-11s, because my knowledge of them starts in tokyo and ends at heathers the musical. my dad ate one willingly. he said it was dry. i guess we’re getting closer to this idea. i wonder if it will be real in my lifetime.

Something I learned both from my bisexual fiancé and from being butch and bigender is that in terms of greeting transmascs with a friendly term you really cannot go wrong with "boss". This is true of cis men as well I have noticed but as a masc queer "boss" is peak.

KIDS LOVE IT TOO!!

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

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It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

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Huh???

can see the pores on that thang

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

target audience reached (me)

iced chocolate at Sarutahiko Coffee The Bridge

WRONG BLOG

When you’re mid sentence and suddenly forget literally everything you were talking about

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Dionysus (2025)

Papier-mâché pulp, air-dry clay, wood, brass, chipboard, pulp balls, leather, mesh, acrylics, faux gold leaf

Set out to make a mask that would be a bit more party-friendly than my usual pieces, and before I knew it, this guy had invited himself in.

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Shoutout to two of my pals for helping me out with this shoot! Turns out photography goes a lot smoother when you don't have to rely on timed shutter release

once my friend made a drink he called turpentine that tasted like every worst college night out rolled into one and felt like getting whacked in the head with a hammer, and I woke up in my own apartment with my phone wallet keys clothes and absolutely zero memory of the night before, and when I checked my watch I'd walked over 60k steps.

60k steps in the middle of the night in heels for reasons entirely unknown to me. what was I doing. where did I go. where did I come from. cotton eye joe. or whatever.

people are theorizing what happened so here's what I know:

• the club we went to closed at 2am and 45kish steps were after 2am, meaning I wasn't still dancing at the club. we got there at 11:30pm. I don't know when we left.
• none of us had any charges on our cards or venmos after getting into the club and none of us were missing cash
• we all woke up with all our things and no injuries except some bruises (to be expected from a night out)
• I woke up smelling like salt water which would make me think I'd ended up in the ocean(??) except my hair was still straight, none of my things were water damaged, and I was completely dry
• from our camera rolls we know we were all together until around 4am, but not where we were because they're all too dark to see, which is fucking weird because we live in a city with tons of lights all night
• I didn't wake my roommates up when coming home, managed to take out my contacts, cooked mac n cheese, and passed out on the living room floor
• me and everyone else who'd been wearing heels had crazy blisters
• my friend found a bunch of rocks in his pockets
• two of my guy friends were wearing each other's shirts when they woke up (in their separate apartments)
• we all got back to our apartments around 6am which we know for a fact because we all texted pictures of ourselves being home safe to the group chat, so being unbelievably hammered didn't stop us from having enough common sense to make sure we were all okay

if we'd been able to sherlock holmes together what happened it'd just be a funny night out but the fact we all have no fucking clue means we have conspiracy theories about it. and we don't let my friend make turpentine anymore.

comic that appeared to me as I was waking up from a dream

There’s something really interesting that I’ve been thinking about ink fighting style.

First of all yes, we know that ink will avoid physical battles as much as they can, trying to talk first or even make deals and truces, but then what would he do if it is inevitable??

After seeing the prism collection merch for the 7574837 time I saw something really obvious but that I haven’t seen drawn or use anywhere. Ink seems to have attack blasters and friendly blasters.

We have NEVER seen ink canonically fight physically whit any one, the closest would be the super short ambush that Underswap papyrus does to them in that old comic, but even then ink doesn’t fight back, just teases him while using one leg to keep a distance, but never kicks or does anything. Sooo the only image we have is this amazing art of the prism merch (this collection is heaven on earth for ink theorist you guys have no idea, all my theories come from there is kinda ridiculous) .

Those blasters are really different uh? More like snakes than dragons, more like ASIAN dragons than European dragons uh? Even whit the details of the long snout and slim horns that go behind, not up, not even mentioning the long body and sharp way bigger frontal fangs (imagine a bite, ouch) We see that they have some kind of shining black ink ready to shoot at inks orders.

(Omg the black “snakes” can even be taken as an epic for the forgotten ones reference HASSJSJDK)

But something even more interesting is that ink seems to have to create them manually, not like other blasters that just appear magically whit the iconic sound effect, if this is true, the pictures seems to show ink creating a line of this snake blasters whit they’re gaze always on the target, they’re already hurt (just barely, some scratches in the clothes) sooo this paints the picture of a situations where ink tried to talk first, failed, got attack and made this battle tactic rapidly as self defense, but whats is EVEN more interesting is that he isn’t shooting at all, the blasters behind are ready and loaded, why not just give the order? I think they’re are still giving the opponent a chance, “go on pal, i dare you” kinda chance.

In contrast, LOOK AT THIS CUTIEEESSSSS

While they have sharp horns i can’t help but notice that they’re fangs are rounded and have a kind smile compared to “the snake ones”, come on, look at that big smile and tongue, no thoughts, just puppy aura, also they seem super chill, most of the time if they’re not smiling like dummies they’re taking naps or resting (like it seems in the examples) I don’t believe in the slightest that they have been in a fight EVER. And also have never been seen whit some kind of paint or blast on their mouths, so maybe they even can’t shout power, who knows.

Aaand about bromieee I don’t really know, they’re in the illustration of the battle, but it doesn’t look like a weapon and more a tool, i have mixed feelings whit ink using broomie to hurt, I think they would go like “is for creating, not destroying “ kinda, but again who knows, and also battles whit broomie are super cool and creative so mmh please tell me what you think!

Here some drawings of the sillies, I hope this is true because it would be awesome to have blasters sub-species or something like that :D

somewhere out there is a trans woman who changed her name from Hunter to Huntress

hey siri where the fuck am i

that doesnt help