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Satan's Web

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nmesн OOPS! all bangers.

hail satan. Favorite track: I Wanna Die.
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Wade T I think I got this in a raffle? The Great Satan is FUN. And I liked those Dante Mystery Mixes.
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    16 blood boiling tunes – travesties of the sacred and profane – ripped from the grim grips of Everything Is Terrible's The Great Satan! There are rockers, there are rollers. We've got false idols and we've got wimps. You will ask yourself: AM I IN HEAVEN OR AM I IN HELL??! Featuring: Satanic Web, 666, I Wanna Die, Hey Satan, Abstinence Rules and there's always MORE.

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    Since the dawn of time, man has searched for answers... and failed. But the fog of existence has finally cleared thanks to the eternal fruits of EIT!! With their longtime collaborator Lucifer, Everything Is Terrible! has ingested over 2,000 satanic panic, religious kook, and D-horror VHS tapes. They have recontextualized them and created a narrative feature that reminds us all who we are, why we are here, and what we should be doing with our paltry time on this dumb planet. And now they invite you to be an initiate of the psychedelic devotion of EIT! As you take your blood oath, your journey will brim with evangelical ducks, goopy ghouls, and sad white men who believe that Dungeons & Dragons summon actual horned demons. Be warned... If you really want to see your mind, you'e got to be ready to rip your skull open.

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1.
Satanic Web 01:18
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2.
Doorways To Danger 00:40
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3.
666 03:24
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4.
Fun 01:06
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5.
No Alibis 02:30
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6.
I Wanna Die 02:24
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7.
God In School 04:48
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8.
Sweet Mary 06:42
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9.
Hey Satan 02:48
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10.
Fraternity Demon 03:05
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11.
Who Can Survive? 02:44
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12.
The Spirit Of Fear 02:40
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13.
False Idols 01:36
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14.
Who Do You Listen To? 03:33
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15.
I'm A Wimp 02:48
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16.
Abstinence Rules 03:24
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16 blood boiling tunes – travesties of the sacred and profane – ripped from the grim grips of Everything Is Terrible's The Great Satan! There are rockers, there are rollers. We've got false idols and we've got wimps. You will ask yourself: AM I IN HEAVEN OR AM I IN HELL??! Featuring: Satanic Web, 666, I Wanna Die, Hey Satan, Abstinence Rules and there's always MORE.

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released October 31, 2020

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Everything is Terrible! is the video and performance collective that is responsible for some of the internet’s most hilarious and bizarre videos – and music!

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